Both financially and emotionally....

mmaddog
*******

No Blisters Stinging
Palms of Hand
III is shopping
Wedding Bands

Comes to Planet
For advice
Then Suprised?
Those guys not nice.

The net is full
Of Scheming Broads
Dick chopped off
She's a fraud

If she talks
Of Moving IN
Grab you shit
Run Like the Wind.

I'm pretty sure ROYC's head just exploded.....

unless....

This is an elaborate ploy to take the focus off Rich Scanlon....

This thread is chock full of great one-liners, good advice and one very mixed up young boy.....

Makes for a thread destined to the Classics....

mmaddog
*******

I wonder what kind of advice the KC Star BB would offer...

ROFL

Probably not much ... they tend to be rather petite!!!!

You mean there's still a BB at the KCStar site?

Ze God gets rep...

Roy, don't listen to these guys. Follow your heart! It will set you free!

Oh No..........Poor III's lady just registered. I'll bet my rep on it. I predict more wreckage than the Daytona 500.

* ad libbed by Iowanian


III,
Read this article Closely

"Cops: Gal(met on internet)* Flushed Beau's Genitals
Sunday, February 20, 2005


ANCHORAGE — Anchorage (search) police said a woman upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend cut off the man's penis and flushed it down a toilet.

Utility workers recovered the severed member Sunday morning and surgeons reattached it.

Thirty-five-year-old Kim Tran was charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.

She was jailed at the Anchorage Jail (search).

At the Sunday arraignment, Tran requested a Vietnamese interpreter and Magistrate Brian Johnson continued the arraignment until Monday with no bail set.

Anchorage Police Department (search) spokeswoman Anita Shell said Tran dropped off the 44-year-old victim at Providence Hospital shortly after midnight.

Shell said investigators determined that the two had argued over a pending break-up.

At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed.

Shell said the woman pulled out a kitchen knife, severed the man's penis and flushed it down the toilet.


Officers arrived at the couple's home and found the woman cleaning up the bloody scene.

Utility workers recovered the man's severed member and surgeons were successful in reattaching it.

Yep. The username is a dead giveaway. Lets just hope for poor ole Roys sake that none of those threads accidently get "bumped"...

Uh oh. I see our newest member... this is about to get ugly!

I wonder if it is legit or a joke.

For our Little Buddy who didn't listen........
 

It could easily be back to

He told her about ChiefsPlanet? My sympathies for Roy3 have just about reached zero...

Know Waylon Jennings III? ReCheck this beauty.

"***************** WRONG *****************

written by Steve Seskin and Andre Pessis

performed by Waylon Jennings.


Capo on the 2nd fret.

Verse 1:
E A E
It was a picture perfect wedding
A
We had the whole world at our feet
E
Everyone thought we were heading
A
Down some lovers easy street
D
We'd have a house out in the country
A
A picket fence the whole nine yards
E
They said our love would last forever

It was written in the stars


Chorus:
A
Wrong
D
I should have known it all along
E
When the future looks to bright

Can't be anything but right
A
Wrong


Verse 2:
E A E
I was all but devastated
A
When she told me we were through
E
In a while the heartache faded
A
And i found somebody new
D
I swore that this time would be different
A
I had it all figured out
E
I wouldn't make the same mystakes

I knew what love was all about


Chorus.


Chorus (bis):
A
Wrong
D
Everything was going strong
E
The sky was always blue

Thought my dreams had all come true
A
Wrong

A
Wrong

Hmmm

I got married at the age of 19 (had an "oops" and "did the right thing"). I'm in my 30's now and still happily married with a great kid. Make a good living, own a 5 bedroom house (well, OK, the bank owns it), have 2 nice cars about 2 years old (OK, bank again), 25k sitting in a retirment fund, 10k liquid savings, and still working on my bachelor's.

Yeah, I fucked up. Don't do what I did, you'll regret it the rest of your life.

(Although to be totally honest, I never would have married my wife it weren't for the "oops". Best screw up of my life.)

It got quiet in here once the fiance signed up.

How long were you dating?

Don't EVER build stuff together. Trust me. And the prase, "Damn it, *insert name here*!" should NEVER be uttered... no matter how mad you are or how bass ackwards she's doing something.

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

I'm waiting for her to find the thread about all his internet babes and his decision making process ala "ask the Planet members which girl should I pick."

This should be good.

ROFL

You're just caught up in an infatuation, III. Take a couple more months to spend every minute with her; sleep with her every night (maybe even pull the twin beds apart for a few days at a time every once in a while); literally take notes on every time you two fight; study those notes; think in great detail about what it would be like to go through that for 10 years EXCEPT every week for that 10 years, the relationship will deteriorate as much as it did in those couple of months; and then get back to us at the end of that couple months...you won't even want to hear the word "marriage".

Shut up.

Like you have any room to talk.

I'm not going to read this whole thread but III do you even have a job? I've seen that you have hung around daddy's house longer than normal then you are at liberty to go spend three weeks with your sweetie. How do you intend to support? Just curious.

I got a helluva lot more than you'll ever have, meetpeaker.

I suppose next you'll be giving him driving lessons...

You really should. You're missing out...

Course not, I suck at driving.

It's not even halftime, bitch.

How long can you study : "Holy shit.. this bitch has gone and lost her mind!"

I wish I felt like Narating the conversation between III and his chic are having on the phone or ICQ right now....as it appears in my mind.

You've had what, 6 more years than I have? You've accomplished less than I have...just pack your things and move to a different thread, gochiefs.

Who is going to be the one to bring up the how-to-get-laid thread?

Roy, seriously, you are WAAAY too young to talk marriage. There are drastic changes to people at the ages of 21, 25, and 30. I would suggest going through ALL of those changes before you even start considering settling down. Trust me (and everyone else) on this one.

Well, there ya go.

That's because I wasn't even trying for 19 years...wasn't my fault, either, it was my religion.

Hahahahahaha!

Take notes? If one of my friends took notes on his relationship I would punch him in his face.

Six-and-a-half minutes, IIRC...

ROFL

Sounds about right.

Like he would tell you....

"Hey, Tom, wanna see my notes on last night's fight with Marcy over where I've been for three hours?"

And am I the only one to catch Iowanian's stroy of some poor schlub in Alaska getting his wang chopped off, flushed down the crapper, floating in the turd infested sewer, fished out, and then re-attached?

:Lin:

This is such a cripple fight that Jimmy and Timmy from South Park would laugh.

ROFL ROFL

I meant more of:

"Feb. 22, 2005 -- got in a quick fight over last night.
Feb. 25, 2005 -- got in a fight because she thought I was too close.
March 1, 2005 -- got in a fight because she thought I was too distant.
March 2, 2005 -- I don't know what we were fighting about...god, I need a drink.
March 15, 2005 -- First time in a while...fought because I apparently have a 'drinking problem'.
...."

Of course that "Holy shit...this bitch has gone and lost her mind!" conclusion will arise, but I thought it best for him to figure it out on his own.

*Iowanian doesn't speak teenage internet

TennHottyDPLuvr: u azhole
IIIdogNite: Whatchu talk bout, sweetness
TennHottyDPLuvr: I see'd ur cheifplanet talk
IIIdogNite: I tell my friends everthing
TennHottyDPLuvr:you didn't tell them about axidently put it in my dirty place did you
IIIdogNite:not yet,it wasn't fudgy or anything tho
TennHottyDPLuvr:thats fine, I'm comin live with you
TennHottyDPLuvr: when rich scanlon come over fer dp?
IIIdogNite: Dp? I don't even like nachos.
TennHottyDPLuvr: you luv me tho, next time I bring my tool box of luv.
IIIdogNite: want to get mareyd?
TennHottyDPLuvr:ok luvr, we both hab herpe now anyways
IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad
TennHottyDPLuvr: ok, you such a sweet talkr
IIIdogNite: you go tell Chiefplanet how I make good sweetlov down by fire.

IIIdogNite... that's awesome. ROFL

TennHottyDPLuvr? ROFL

Damn you, let me spread some rep..........

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iowanian again.

Wanna bet RoyII's not sweating this very thing right now?

The whole reason we haven't seen him on here yet is cause he probably had a heartattack just think'n about RoyIV.

IIIdogNite: hey sweet bebe schmoopy
TennHottyDPLuvr: I saw the rest of what you put on chiefplanet
IIIdogNite: wasn't me
TennHottyDPLuvr:Yes it was
IIIdogNite: ok but i was just telling 2 guys
TennHottyDPLuvr:its on the internet, everyone can see it
IIIdogNite: they won't tell anyone
TennHottyDPLuvr: I can't believe you told them about my medically engineered female genitals
IIIdogNite: i just axed wat a secks change wuz
TennHottyDPLuvr: and you had 5 other girlfriends at the same time?
IIIdogNite: I didn't meen to ask if its sposed ta smell like fish
TennHottyDPLuvr: well I'm upset......you send big dolla flowers
IIIdogNite: Daddylions don't come out til summer
TennHottyDPLuvr: No More Good thing for you until you pologize
IIIdogNite: Iowanian told me tell you "Spare rod, spoil Broad"
TennHottyDPLuvr: It doesn't happen to every guy, size Does matter, and yes finishing too quick IS a big deal
TennHottyDPLuvr: Aunt Flo late this month 48 days. You get bill in mail.
TennHottyDPLuvr: Don't come down this weekend.........I have big dayt with new inernet boyfrined Skinsbra....He know how talk romans wif lady

[enter Chiefsplanet Stage Left]
vb script NewLine & Create New Thread
"How do you guys deal with Broken Heart, Git Girlfriend back?"

newline1
"screwYOU SKINSBRA, Girlfriend Stealer"

ROFL

[QUOTE=Iowanian]
Are Her pants easier to get into than Community College?

If yes, assume that during your marraige, as many guys will pass through both gates.

QUOTE]

I just realized how this could make Dense's hubby feel.

Just more of Roy that's destined for the CP Hall of Fame...

ROFLROFLROFL
Too many good lines to pick just one.
Laughing my fuggin ass off.




III, quit thinking with your little head and start using the big head.

This thread is just gettin me laughed at .......... I knew it was a bad idea, i should've listened to my instincts.

I have no idea how you didn't see this coming. It is actually not as bad as I figured it would be.

Bah... you know we're just havin' a little fun. No harm meant.

But seriously... don't get married.

This kid keeps paying off, I can't lurk any longer...

So Roy III, here's a thought, get out of your parents' place, get a job/education or both... then worry about marriage. Or if you're intent on ****ing your life up, get married now.

In any case, please for the love of god, double, hell triple bag that thing. I have seen more than enough to understand that reproduction is not in your best interest or the interest of society at large.

About a year plus living together for almost a year, so I guess almost 2 years.

I know it is a "sin", but I honestly think a couple living together before they get married is a great idea, as it gives them an understanding of what they are getting into.

roy she myn now yuo bak of ar it byt yuo en yuo ass. Skinbra mayk yuo promus you leef an yuo be frens yuo no leef an we rasle. you me rasle.

Thanks for posting. Heh heh. Welcome to the site.

Do talk about it, DON'T do it...

Talk about how you love getting anal sex with your dad...

ROFL

Ya know, considering the position I'm in now, I have to laugh at all the people saying young marriages are disasters. I'm going into my 13th year, and most of mine and my wife's friends and family gave us 6 months.

It all depends on the type of person you are. If you're willing to work 60+ hours a week (which I've done for the last decade and a half (averaging a 1 hour commute each way) just to support your family, it doesn't matter how old you are.

Age is not the issue, it's the realization that a family is a job. If you're willing to work hard and swalllow some shit every now and then, the paycheck makes it well worth it. If you're not willing to put in the effort and are too concentrated on the "me-first" attitude, don't blame age or anything else.

I don’t recall saying anything about an age requirement for marriage that somehow makes a marriage work. I do recall saying something about considering marriage while unemployed and living with your parents. To me, those would pose the larger issues. If you are young and able to care for yourself, then go ahead and take on responsibility for another life and possibly more lives if you have kids.

Marriages present and fail in a lot of different forms. However, I think anyone who is thinking clearly understands when it is even possible to consider marriage and when it should be out of the question.

:clap: good call

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! this thread is now complete.

You are correct. Looking back at my post (and your's that I quoted), I realized that your post is not the one I meant to quote.

My apologies. At this point, I don't remember which one of the "don't get married 'til your 30" posts I meant to quote.

Sorry 'bout that, my post still stands in referenc to 80% of the posts on this thread, just not yours!

:)

Thats cool, I pretty much just felt like fighting with someone tonight and that was there. :)

ROFL

That's why I spent an hour or so in the DC forum today. I try not too, but if you feel like talking some smaque, it's a great release!

I may be a dick, but when I make a mistake (in other words something I can't cover up or explain away), I'll admit it.

;)

"Losing is the first step toward success."

Basically, if you start out at a high spot and either stay up there or even increase your standings, then the whole family would be hit dangerously hard when things get bad. One who wants success needs to learn what it's like to be near rock bottom...needs to know how to climb out of that situation. Starting a marriage at rock bottom would be tough, but would be a lot more lasting once the couple climbs out of that low position.

OMG

You just said something that I totally agree with. I think the world must be coming to an end.

The wife and I went to hell and back the first few years, but our relationship has now been forged in the hottest fires known to god and man.

That is possibly one way to look at it but I tend to think if you start out at the bottom and fail to achieve, it's going to get ugly. If everything goes well, then it's likely you'd have two people who have survived a lot and can handle whatever life throws at their marriage. Unfortunately, the reality is that most relationships would probably blow up long before that point was ever reached. Well I should I say in my situation, there is only so much I have been willing to overcome before I would gladly write the whole deal off before becoming further vested. Every meaningful relationship has it's conflicts and problems but some relationships have much more challenging circumstances and greater risks. It's all about the people in the relationship, but if one or both of those people arent disciplined enough to get a job and move out of your parents' home... fill in the blanks when it comes to overcoming serious conflict in a relationship.

More relationships end due to the baggage and bull$3it people carry with them than any hardship the world has to offer...