Ya think so shit-for-brains?

Has the mandatory lingerie pillow fight been mentioned yet?

ok guys i think im gonna go with the one from Paducah, KY which is only a hour and half from me, and I know my way down there.

woooooooooooooooooohoooo


poke her in the whiskers

*Forget about anyone who lives more than 20 minutes away from you.
*Spend time alone with each.
*Go slowly but with confidence.
*Concentrate on being yourself (as opposed to trying to impress).

Thank you, thank you very much. Just check the board next Saturday night and all of these monkey spankers will be on here looking for someone more pathetic than they are.

This thread is worthless without pics.


PhilFree :arrow:

Forget them if they don't live close to you.

This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.

That's just Iowanian. You should kick him off the list, dude.

This post is worthless without reading the first page.

Just be confident and be yourself. Just don't come off like its a priviledge to be with her or your ****ed. Goodluck.

Dude.......getting them on your AOL buddy list, doesn't make them your girlfriend.

I say, I say You gotta slow down and smell the rosyPalm, theyah boy.


I found a picture of hAndrea...the latest on the list

Shit, I should've read the whole thread, I thought he already met them. AOL/Internet chicks?? Slow down dude, wow!! Atleast try to get to know them a bit before you get excited.
Take a taser just incase.

Here's the deal about women sonny. If one wants you or shows interest in you, you will have more than you can shake your "stick" at. If you are dating no one, it's hard to get even one. Feast or famine.

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Settle down, you little pimp, you...

I haven't read the entire thread but I had my secretary summarize it for me. Whenever I'm in need of romantic advice though, I always call Jose Lima. He does have this annoying habit of calling his wang "The Lima Bean" though.

OMG ! Where did I go wrong ? :banghead:

III, I would give you advice and comments but you won't like them. Live and learn ! :shake:

Sad but true. I have seen this numberous of times, and I have also been walked over and not get any respect from those. That's where I got to a point where looks doesn't really become of a big deal like it used to be in HS.

So Royr, my best advice is to at least find the one that you can appreciate, since it shouldn't be a "total" knockout type of a looks, but more of her personality, her character, and most importantly, her heart.

No matter how good looking she is, somewhere some guy is sick of her shit.

Don't listen to any of that BS about personality etc. Go for the one with the biggest boobs.

:eek:

Damn 4th. ROFL

:shrug: What???? :shrug:






:D

Nice work, 4th! ROFL ROFL

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: ROFL ROFL ROFL

Damn 4th, that is awesome!

Silly boy, pick the one who had you pulling the sheets out of your crack AFTER she was done with ya :dom:

Still kina confused?
Then pick the one who near gave ya a hart attack while screwing ya half to death, :hump:
BUT DID NOT allow her "talk glands" to open up to full throttle and allowed you to drift off to sleep ZZZ

Someone with 5 Chicks chasing him ASKING for advice? You should be giving it instead!

You are a young man. Screw them all - as often as possible. Just wear a condom and have fun. You are only young once, lad. Hell, invite 'em all over for a screw-a-thon and see who has the best stamina. For gawd's sakes man, take advantage of this opportunity and ..........................

GET'R DONE!

"wtf do I do on this matter?"

III, In the holiday Haze I failed to give you the most OBVIOUS answer........

2 Chics at the same time.

Don't stop at 2, take all 5 at the same time. Don't forget to get pictures and to post them here.

Most bedsprings do have a weight limit damark.........and I thought 5 might be asking alot for III's deflowering.

Dude, if I were you, I'd just put the kid on ignore. I heard it works in real life, too. For instance, I've NEVER seen GuntherFan at B5, but I understand he shows up there sometimes. Give it a shot.

royr17,

I think Jessica is kinda cute. Her face is cute, I can't see her body, I assume she's a bit chubby, and can lose about 20lbs. But, she's not that bad looking.
she probably has a nice personality though.

When you and your buddy aren't paying $500 in Buffalo, you can't be so choosy, eh hoser?

I haven't read the whole thread yet, but my advice Roy: whichever one treats you the best....but isn't posessive or "obsessed" with your penis. Don't allow yourself to become a sex object.... :p

Seriously though, whichever one that treats you the best, accepts you for you (not wanna change you), and isn't "jealous."

I agree with you completely. I just wanna add that, I don't think royr17 has worries about acting desperate, the guy has five chicks on the go.

Actually he paid me back. I was about to beat the crap out him.

:spock:

That's what I'm thinking...


So how much have you really talked to these girls before determining they really like everything about you? Most people that are willing to talk to a stranger over IM are going to at least be decent to you, unless you're totally over the edge. I think if I were you, I'd take the advice to slow down before reality hits.

III is definitely no Online Bloodninja

By coming here to ask for advice, you have demonstrated that you have no chance with any of them. Give up now.

Next thing you know he will be driving around their house and be too afraid to go to the door. And that will just start a whole other thread. ROFL

Where do you live? I noticed the towns you mention is close to my hometown. I lived in Bristol TN. My son and his dad lives in Harlan,KY. I therefore say go for the TN girl, she may not be the hottest as you say, but I bet she will be the best at "everything". :thumb: :p

everything?? :hmmm:


care to elaborate there bad?

No elaboration needed, I think it speaks for its self. :p

ROFL

Having no front teeth gives her an unfair advantage!

ROFL ROFL rep.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

so chicks from tennessee can skin a coon anddddddd change the oil in their 86 Ford F-250

...but she's prolly your cousin.

This thread is useless without pics

So basically you say Tennessee girls are "Nasty Girls"?

well she's not from Missouri so she should have all her teeth, You know Missouri invented the tooth brush, otherwise it would have been called a "teeth"brush. ROFL

Damn Straight, in the best kinda way. :)

It's not that they're nasty...they just get a big head start over girls from most other parts of the country.

hey I can change my own oil, I don't know about coons though I never had one. :)

I'd go with which prison has the most liberal policy on conjugal visits.

Seriously Dude...asking the CP Nation for love advice is just not a good idea.

Note to self: Tenn Gals take have no stink star issues.

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Ok Ali, I have always had girls come up to me and tell me that they like me and would want to date me, but when i talk to them the next time they have found them someone.

So I finally realized they played me, so thats what I was meaning I hope she doesnt do the same thing to me that all the other girls have.

Yea thats the way it's lookin now, i have a friend on the computer and I told him about all these girls that like me and he called me a playa.

So, really I have alot to decide over. Plus the one from Louisville that you havent seen a picture or not the other one just bought me a PS2 for christmas and is shipping it to me and a few days.

Dude that was wrong, just flat out wrong. 4321

If you've conned Chics on the net, into shipping you $200 video game systems...........I take back everything I've said.

I'm hitting you up for adice on where to go online, and how to work those ho's.

If you've got women buying you $3it you don't need my help. And I sure as hell wouldn't take any advice from a bunch of puter/net-nerds.

She does bricks, and when i posted the pic i made a mistake its not Jessica it Alexis.

See I have a girl that likes me named Alexis, 2 Jessicas, 1 Stephanie, and 1 Britney.

True Raush..........Getting advice from guys on the internet on saturday night, instead of out bangin' a chic, probably isn't the brightest idea.

III has a suga mama on the line. Pimp slappin' them for his %30.

I agree with you there and im gonna go with the girl that treats me the best and accepts me for who i am and not making me change. There is one thing in life that can be deceiving in that is looks.

I like in Greenville KY and I am 2 hours from Nashville.

ROFL when u find out let me know.;)

If you have not met them in person you have no list. You need to start actually meeting women in your local area. Good luck III

Plus the word choice "fighting over me" seems a bit off. They're not fighting over you, Roy. They're investigating you to see if you're the type of guy they'd like to hang out with. Or, they're a couple of old dudes messing with your head. When you meet a girl in the conventional sense, let me know and I'll be happy to share some of my practical advice. Until then, you get both barrels full of sarcasm.

are we grumpy today ;)

wrong time of the month there Phob???

Yeah, well, you gave GoChiefs several threads full of advice and look at him. JUST LOOK AT HIM !!!!!

I'm not grumpy at all. I'm just setting the realism bar for my buddy, Roy. If he's gonna find a woman, he needs to be realistic about it. Having 5 women on the internet willing to chat with you doesn't mean anything. By those standards, I have 2 dozen women "fighting over me" right here on ChiefsPlanet. If I asked, I'm guessing at least half of them would even send a picture. If I painted a pathetic enough picture, I'm guessing an extremely generous young lady would even buy me a video game console. I dunno.

I'm suggesting the guy to discard 1 hour of his internet time each day and devote it to improving his body through running, biking, or some other strenuous activity that doesn't involve his fist and pecker. He's an adult now. I've known him on a personal level since he was 15. If his friends can't give him this kind of advice, who will?

Roy, you might find a young lady on the internet and you might not. I admire your determination. That's a helluva lot more than I can say for gochiefs. He's had at least one woman there for the taking and pussed out. I'd advise you to check out a personal fitness website and find somebody willing to help you sculpt your body. You're competing with guys your age and older for women your age. The girls your age have a large selection of men available to them. You need to give them the best package available, just like you would like to receive the best package you can gain. Not only that, but improving your health will be important for the long haul.

I did. But, I'm not wasting my time like that again. What a major disappointment.

Who is the sweaty guy in the pic? It looks just like my step dad :hmmm:

Phildo Goes Deeeeeeeeeeeeep

http://www.google.com/search?q=How%2...r=&sa=N&tab=iw

http://www.fastseduction.com/alpha/0...ithWomen.shtml
http://www.seductionscience.com/sedu...h-women-46.htm
http://www.seductionscience.com/

From now on........I think this is my response to these "how do I" threads...

I dunno. I searched on "lumberjack". He was the first acceptable non-cartoon lumberjack on google.