Pretty unprofessional of the first down marker guys to be giving Stoops a w3dgie.

Ever notice how you never see Mike Stoops and David Blaine at the same place at the same time?

I can fly by blowing wind out of my Arse.

Oh what a feeling, Toyota!

The only coach with a vertical jump greater than that of his players...

I love getting high on the job......

Dammit! I wish Robinson was coaching for the San Jose State.

Good Lord dude; I can jump on my own. Psst: Those hemmy's aren't going to get any better with bark! Sweep... Sweep with the damn broom.. My azz! shit .... you friggin reerun.