ROFL Rep ! :thumb:

I can't even pretend to relate.

And this chick can make brownies too!! :thumb:

Thanks

There is something biblical about cutting off the part of your body that offends you (or causes you to sin).

So you have to choose between cutting off your hand, which hoisted all those drinks to your face - or cutting off your winkie, which led you into a bad situation with a skank. If you decide to do both, better do your winkie first, cause that might be hard to do with just one hand.

You sure that's the only time? :)

"Being drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life young man"
Dean Wormer to Flounder - Animal House.:thumb:

Ignorance is not the answer to the question....



That said, I've done the same thing 100x's.....never got a kid or a disease. But given the choice, at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me.

Kids just keep you broke, tired, and busy for 40 years.... :shake:

Sounds like you're the slut.

Yeah good call! :shake:

This thread is worthless without ... oh, never mind.

After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:

1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour.

2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard.
:)

You've had 100 condoms break? Are the ones you use homemade or something?

First the women can't handle him.

Now he's got to have Custom build Goodyear condoms.


Brad...
Turning them inside out and shaking the fug out of em,....doesn't count as recycling.

Maybe a needle is just poking through them?

Siran Wrap and a rubber band! ROFL

1. Physically take this person somewhere they can get the "morning after pill" and watch them take it.

2. Learn from your experience.