Just checked the CBS app. Looks like it’s Waters, Fermin (remember when we convinced ourselves last year that he was good?) and Isbel.

Please, as to avoid having to post in Gaby’s regrets thread, take the 3 minutes that half inning will last and literally do anything else but watch it.

And the Royals lose. That's why I didn't want to start this thread. I'm a cooler right now. I'm William H Macy in the film called 'the Cooler'.

Meat ball... 3-0 Tigers... Game over man, game over...

Game over

That's probably it.

Top 5th.

We have to 2 on, 2 out. Witt hits it solid but right at someone.

Bottom 5.

They have 2 on, 2 out. Torkelson blasts a moon ball.


In addition to our offense sucking ass, we are just having terrible luck with situational hitting.

Having 2/3rds of the lineup batting under .200 has more to do with it than who starts the game thread. The bats have frostbite.

Mize gonna be in the running for CY Young this year so no surprise here.

Don’t change anything Vinnie, just keep hitting it right at the CF

Deja vu!?!?! Mize has an 8 pitch inning.

The result would be the same if Casey Jones were pitching.

I love a great pitchers duel every now and then, but watching a team that is all pitching and no offense is just ****ing boring and draining.

Ryan just said we’ve haven’t scored more than 4 runs in 15 games.

This stretch of ineptitude is rivaling the one from September last year. In fact, it may even be worse at this point. I haven’t checked the numbers, but it’s abysmal.

I wanna say JJ completely ****ed us by not getting that middle of the order power bat, but the reality of it is with the lineup hitting the way they are, it may not have mattered.

We have Witt, a semi competent Garcia, and 7 spots of black hole.

Just a shitty lineup top to bottom that cannot win major league ballgames.


Sherman is losing all that momentum he gained last year for the excitement about the team and the new ballpark.

Ferminator Dong!

Maybe.

But he just gave up 4 runs and 8 hits in 5 innings against the Twins in his last start, so I think this result today says a LOT more about our shitty lineup than it does Mize.

Only 3 more solo shots needed for us to win!!!