I think he learned his game from one of those high school kids banging the teacher.

All I'm saying is that if she was a teacher, she wouldn't make the student bangs hot teacher thread.

She'd make it and classy CP members would say things like burn the witch. That thread should have been burned a long time ago.

Yeah the more I think about it, the one on his left was the right play.

If you go for the hotter one first and get rejected, and try to treat the other as your second choice, you risk losing both.

Go for the one giving you good vibes, and it's probably a sure thing. And maybe that makes the second one jealous and they both end up knocking on your door at the Marriott after the game is over.

Dude knew exactly what he was doing.

Why not both?

Seeing "sports" writers melt down over this means you know which side is the right one

Hah, that’s great.

Legend!

Umm. Wrong

You can't breathe without getting fired these days.

SquidWARD.

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Especially hilarious watching female reporters play the whataboutism card… as if women who look like this would ever be in that type of similar situation…

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...yf_400x400.jpg

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is one of the most insanely inappropriate things I&#39;ve ever seen. Like I legitimately cannot believe it&#39;s real. <a href="https://t.co/gj2WGbkmjQ">https://t.co/gj2WGbkmjQ</a></p>&mdash; Kate Feldman (@kateefeldman) <a href="https://twitter.com/kateefeldman/status/1911964529912651857?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 15, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I don't date in 2025 but I was told that exchanging numbers is no longer a thing.

Apparently, now you're supposed to exchange social media accounts like Instagram or Facebook. Asking for a number is frowned upon.

Can anyone who still goes places verify this?

IT doesn't matter. People that get pussy (or pole)...get pussy (or pole).

We don't care about the medium.

Pretty sure the only number she gets asked for is her weight.