You don't want to water your rocks. Over a period of several million years the water will erode them.

U ever take head from him?

Whose the southwest? Is this the southwest of America or is this another way of talking about another division labeled southwest?

Somebody was found dead? Why does that mean the southwest (whatever that is) is ****ed

I always get annoyed when I see someone watering their lawn while it’s raining.

Just saw someone doing it in my neighborhood yesterday. I know it’s an automatic timer thing but turn that bitch off if there’s a good chance of rain.

Only thing I ever took from him was his girlfriend once.

Water management in California is terrible. They waste tons of freshwater every year, all in the name of protecting the Delta Smelt.

Desalination, conservation, cycles of weather will change, we'll be fine.

He's talking about Southwest Airlines. They invested in a bunch of seaplanes to service small cities near lakes and rivers - like Lake Havasu - and they had to cancel the whole program due to the water in the rivers and lakes drying up.

They were going to hire sex workers as stewardesses on these seaplanes who were going to provide free oral sex to customers who paid the business class upgrade. One of the hooker-stewardesses was so distraught after finding out that the program had been cancelled that she died of a self-inflicted rattlesnake bite. Her family is suing Southwest Airlines for millions of dollars. That's why the Southwest is ****ed.

To be fair, it wasn't below sea level when it was built.

Couldn't agree more.

There is no reason to water your grass, other than the sole reason of making it look pretty.

You sound convincing, I liked the story

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Agriculture uses almost all of the water but it is actually a fairly small amount of the California economy.

Most Californians will be just fine. But the amount of produce that is available to Americans will shrink and/or will be more expensive.

Practice for moon living. On a serious note, thirsty would be a nasty way to go

You licked your best friend's GF pussy?

What's with you guys in AZ? ;)

Meh meh meeeeh I live in Arizona I can't staaaaaaaand cold weather cuz I'm a bitch! Look at meeeeeee!!!