My last god damned meal out to eat was Wednesday at Herford House. I got a $10 gift card in the mail from some HVAC company, wish I would have went elsewhere. Not how I wanted to go out being my last meal.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!!11!!1

That new whip should be landing the ladies!

What is your St Patricks shirt all about? Is he holding a Super Bowl trophy and a Bud Light?

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Oh cool. I bought the horizontal "The Run" deal from that guy.

I'm sorry, but you're meddling with a power you cannot possibly imagine.

The Gay Day threads are legend around here. It's the most popular thing I've ever done. Every thread has been, and will be, well received.

You can see the post history of "Gay Day with Clay" here in this very thread.

But I stopped making them for FIVE YEARS. FIVE YEARS!!!

And EVERY YEAR - EVERY ****ING YEAR - people on this forum begged me to post another edition of "Gay Day with Clay."

We won the Super Bowl, there are no sports, this is what we have left.

Two hundred years from now, after a devastating WWIII that was triggered by an unsuccessful attempt to stop the CoronaVirus (China thought we were attacking them, it was actually a missile full of purell and toilet paper) when archaeologists unearth what is left, they will find a server in the Midwest.

And when they recover the data from that server, the first thing they will find are these records of our strange peoples, chronicled in the Gay Days, by Clay.

And so history immediately following the nuclear apocalypse will come to be known as Year 1 A.C. - After Clay.

Enjoy the last days of civilization.

This is what we have left.

You got purty handwriting

Alright.

ROFL

You skipped BKS Artisan Ales. You're dead to me now.

i try to avoid drinking on consecutive days

Alright, alright.

Come up tomorrow and I'll buy you a beer. I at least owe you that for like 15 years of free entertainment on Chiefs Planet.

Sunday is the Lord's day.

Alright, alright.

Come up tomorrow and I'll buy you a beer. I at least owe you that for like 15 years of free entertainment on Chiefs Planet.