Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 12757230)

Do you guys remember Wright Thompson's feature about Helmet Man, the Egyptian National who emigrated to the US, became a witness for the first WTC bombing, and was then eventually relocated to KC, where he became a Chiefs Superfan? Eventually, the FO found out his identity, and after other legal and financial dustups, they took away his season tickets.

Additional layer of irony: the two main guys he testified against were in Leavenworth and Springfield, and they plopped him down basically right between the two of them.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12757229)

You get an alliterative name and a new home in the heartland, along with a nimble wife.


Male name:MARC
Female name:JACQUELYN
Surname:MARTZ
Location:Warrick County, Indiana
Male occupation:Meeting, Convention, and Event Planners
Annual Salary:$44,200
Female occupation:Media and Communication Equipment Workers, All Other
Annual Salary:$96,300
Your Main Hobby:Fantasy Sports
Your Spouse's Main Hobby:Parkour

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12757233)

I don't remember them, but I also don't know what metal pickling is. You'll have a pretty quiet new life in northern Nebraska.

Male name:WILBURN
Female name:ELIZA
Surname:RISLEY
Location:Keya Paha County, Nebraska
Male occupation:Pump Operators, Except Wellhead Pumpers
Annual Salary:$49,900
Female occupation:Cleaning, Washing, and Metal Pickling Equipment Operators and Tenders
Annual Salary:$20,700
Your Main Hobby:Philately
Your Spouse's Main Hobby:Skimboarding

Originally Posted by Sorce (Post 12757292)

I put provel on spam and need to disappear before FMB finds me.

Originally Posted by Sorce (Post 12757292)

I put provel on spam and need to disappear before FMB finds me.

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 12757326)

Read an interesting article a while back on Linkedin about faking your own death, which is a little different but basically ends up with you trying to anonymously live a brand new life.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/so-yo...beth-greenwood