I'm offended, but only because you didn't provide any names.

I want gossip, damn it!

Any Chris Brown updates?

I've gotten lots, and deserved most.

Other than he sold his house and now has a baby mama, none.

Sean Kingston is the latest #1 offender, as his mama has an awful food truck that drives to fast up and down our street every day. I posted in the Super Bowl thread but his party was so big that the Hollywood Police set up DUI check points on Super Bowl Sunday. My 18 foot wide street was a disaster.

I haven't seen Anna Kendrick around lately because she's been shooting so many consecutive movies. That and some Vivid porn shoots. Those are awful and the girls are sooooo ugly.

Oh, I ran into Beth Behrs from 2 Broke Girls at the lake. She moved in recently. Really pretty with no makeup and super tiny.

A spinner, for sure.

LMAO

I just felt bad for the kid. When I told my wife, she shot out a huge laugh.

I wish I had it video, man. It was freaking classic.

This dude acted as if he had the launch codes and accidentally set off the nukes.

Wow, that sucks to be that kid. At least the next few days couldn't be much worse, assuming he doesn't **** up even more because he is worried about ****ing up

I feel enlightened by this thread. I had no idea this type of shit goes on. I guess this is CP so I should have expected everyone is a millionaire super connected mafioso. LMAO

ROFL.

I'm going to steal the bit about the nukes. That's ****ing hilarious.

Woof. She's delicious and reminds me of someone in my past...

You lucky baster.

Basic Training. I couldn't get anything right, and paid for it dearly.

I really haven't gotten my ass chewed yet.


I get the "Come on Notorious, you are smart enough to know better", which IMO is worse than an ass-chewing.


Oh, wait, I got chewed out by a cop for dragging down main street, and chewed out by another cop in downtown Springfield for pissing behind a business after leaving the bars.

I worked construction for a guy who was an immense dickhead and delivered ass chewings on a daily basis. Total cokehead who was constantly on edge and geeked out.

Getting punched in the jaw by an old boyfriend I lived with because I worked late and couldn't make his supper.

Or it could have been when he hid behind the door late one night after I went out with girlfriends and he pounced on me pounding me on my back.

Unless he also yelled at you and cussed you out, I think you misunderstood the premise of this thread.

I initially read this as Anna Kendrick was participating in Vivid porn shoots.

As for my worst chewing out--When I was a Senior in high school, my Dad bought a brand new truck. One weekend my parents took a trip with another couple to Kansas City to watch a Chiefs game. I decided to take my girlfriend out in Dad's new truck while they were gone. I was pulling through an intersection in Wichita when an old lady ran a red light and broadsided us. Nobody was injured, thank God, but that phone call to my Dad at their hotel in KC was the worst ass chewing I've ever received.