I think I've discovered the problem with your inability to get off the tee-box, Roy. You may not recall this far back, but your "putter" is actually erect whilst playing your favorite hole. I'd recommend either moving on to the next hole or partaking of a chemical assist if your plans include playing the same hole for an extended period.... ;)

lol...yeah right. At least my putter doesn't flutter when called upon !;)

http://www.37forever.org/BB/attachme...s=&postid=1618

Notice the grass clippings and assorted debris around Mark. A lawn mower had just passed over him it was miraculous that he was unscathed. That could have been a major catastrophy, Mark and I'm glad you're ok.

Without a doubt......Stickboy is in the middle!

Hey Mark.........Do you have to jump around in the shower to get wet ?:D

It looks to me like Bob Dole farted and the wicked breeze blew Mark over.

LMFAO!!!

I sure was glad I didn't have a woody ... ;)

:D

MM
~~Has low gound clearance

Why, do you need a visualization aid to bring the 'ol putter around?

Wouldn't that be better stated as a " Splinter " there stickboy ?;)

Roy--
LOL!!! No ... but we did have to put a cover over the drain so I wouldn't be washed away.

keg--
Bob Dole's fumes could flatten Arrowhead. Knocking me over would be no challenge.

MM
~~Today's target

Mark, Mark, Mark...

You shoulda said you did have a woody -- that's what the bulge around your left knee was...

Do I have to diagram these out for you, man?!

:D

Ask raiderhader's mother.

:p

MM
~~Built like a twig, hung like a redwood

Unfortunately for Mrs. Dye, you did.... no wait.... yup, no doubt about it, Mark Gore.

Naw,notta.......... remember,I'm the one leaving our meetings early to have the fun !;)

What makes you think that's my knee?

;)

MM
~~Just trying to keep up at this point

The picture explains two things..........
 

The incident I heard about where a former Senator lodged a golf implement in a very unfortunate place for some guy named Phil after some untoward exchange about pink socks and viagra :p

The claim from Phil of having 7 pounds hanging between his legs, my first instinct was to believe he had not taken care of the hemorrhoids, but now I can see he has a golf club impairment.