PREVERT!!!!

awwwwww :(


RIP

What? If you're against the idea, just pretend she's asleep. :shrug:

:D you are a sick person. ;)

don't knock it, the cold keeps you hard for a long,long time

RIP, Mrs. Cleaver...you always saw through eddie's and all the BS, always had cookies made fresh at just the right time...always knew when to take charge of the situation, and kept Ward in check.

just elegant...thanks for the memories.

LMAO
Not to mention they usually don't mind things like Cleveland Steamers or Donkey Punches.
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Loved the show as a kid. I can't help but reminisce over some of the lines that came out of that show. Especially some that at the time were dead serious are now hilarious to our standards today.

Fred Rutherford: Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me.

Wally Cleaver: Dry up, Beaver.

Cornelia Rayburn: [reading the poem Ward wrote for the Beaver to recite at school] The Bear: I would like to be a bear, gay and happy free from care / That's the life like no other, climbing trees with my mother / Though they call me beast of rage, I've never put anything in a cage / Or set a trap since time's begun, or shot a human with a gun.

[June has prepared a lovely dinner of barbecued pork ribs]
Ward Cleaver: Well, you boys are very quiet tonight. What are you thinking about?
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: I was just thinkin' what I'd do if I was a pig eatin' peoples ribs.
June Cleaver: Beaver, please.

[Entry in Beaver's diary]
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Went to school. Ate lunch. Saw dead cat. Came home.

"Ward Cleaver: It's that friend of Beaver's. You know, the one who always talks like he was just frightened by something.
June Cleaver: Whitey Whitney?
Ward Cleaver: That's it.

Sadly, too late for a guy named Beaver Cleaver to be cool.

I don't think you'd really even have to do much with the hair.

don't know...maybe for a rapper?

now who are we going to get to translate jive?!?!

At first, I thought, "Hmm... The inclusion of the word 'usually' in this phrase is very peculiar." But then I remembered it was in reference to necrophilia of a senior citizen. So I can only assume you've had some instances when you only THOUGHT they were dead, but found out halfway through that they were just asleep and looked dead? :shrug: Let me tell you, if I were old, and took a nap, and woke up with someone giving me a Cleveland Steamer, I'd be mighty perturbed.

Bingo.
But man, it was quite a ride. Given enough adrenaline, an 89 year old woman with parkinson's can really throw you for a loop.
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Not to mention the handjobs! :D