Harrisburg, PA Beer Farts

Aspen Ass Pirates

Wichita Wankers.

Tulsa Turd Whackers.

The Oklahoma City 'Who Gives A ****'?

The Vail Gloryholers, featuring your head coach; FailAss! LMAO

Some of us actually work our asses off to make a living...

Nothing you would understand from the perspective of your parent's basement.

This will be my team image. I've tried to light many farts without success. All I did was blow out the match or lighter. I know it can be done however, my old frat brother Yak burt off his dinkleberrys and I was there to smell the aftermath.

Burnt hair and fart gas is not a pretty smell. If your out there Yak, this ones for you.

EDIT: Notice how Yak was a wallet guy (the right pocket) I warned him how this may develop into back problems to no avail.

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Count me in...
 

My team will be called:

Fresno Refugees

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One question Rainman -

In Step #3, am I allowed to keep players the Chiefs drafted, even if I didn't pick them myself? For instance - say I draft Matt Stafford, but the Chiefs actually draft Aaron Curry, do I get to keep Aaron Curry this year?

(I'm assuming no, but didn't see this spelled out.)

Here's a suggestion:

Syracuse Banana

GO DANGLES!

I'll be the Knoxville Nukes. Our home stadium, The Silo, will be just outside of the Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

Changing team name to........




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It's kind of like a company basketball team, but they kick ass and stomp fools. Darryl Philbin should fit right in in the NFL, just read he got 3 felonies after getting stopped with meth and x while high on coke and bud. It's true.

I thought about going with the Scranton Paper-Packers, and may still switch to that. Obviously the original name-length was a joke.

The Honolulu craters