Make sure you are stupid, have a pathetic cheesy story to tell, and have some selfish, stupid dream you need to fulfill with the prize money because you are unwilling or unable to earn that money on your own, and you are a shoe in.

I'm not a huge fan. If I did, by chance, get on the show, I'd only do it to **** with howie mandel. you know, try to shake his hand. repeatedly. after picking my nose, underwear, and sneezing on my hand. then itching my ballsack.

that would be ****ing epic.

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no deal

Dumbest game show I've ever seen. It's essentially pick a number.

Chicks are hot though.