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ROFL

this thread has potential

****, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 ****ed up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow

you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale

can u imageine how ****ed up i am i called my mom pick me up?....


Literally how cuked up you have 2 be to call ur mom???

this could turn into a I'm leaving for ever thread
i will bow out now

fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.

What the ****? Dude. You have got to learn how to handle your liquor when you are trying to hook up. If you are out with the boys, get ****ing wasted beyond belief. With chicks, you can't be fall-down, slurring, spill beer on yourself drunk.

I recall being fukked up like this
and wanted biscuts and gravy
I woke up to a smoke detector going off

im with chicks 2night...i dont know what to do i go to sleeep now.

How the **** do you get laid so much?

So he was making out with 2 chicks, but left them with two other chicks because he was too drunk and had to call his mom to pick him up...at a GAY bar.


ROFL ROFL

Suddenly, I feel better about turning down a threesome all those years ago.

Honestly dude, 90% of the battle is just striking up conversation. You don't have to be Don Juan.