Anyone else think Schottenheimer would make a good GM? I would just pray his curse only applied when he coached.

I would vote for you, if you ran for something.

Well, here is my fantasy team:

QB: Kitna, Leinart

RB: Tomlinson, T. Jones, M. Lynch, M. Turner, S. Young

WR: T. Owens, S. Smith, S. Holmes

TE: Dallas Clark, Alge Crumpler

K: J. Reed (although I drop and pickup kickers based on schedule)

Def: Chicago

Looks pretty tough, but I'm 0-2. Ran up against 2 teams that got career days from their guys and lost by a combined 2 points. So I ain't batting any better than Carl.

Do we even have a special teams coach? Who? Never ****ing heard of him.

Our special teams are just awful....

Houston isn't a "great return team" or dangerous, Chicago is. It's gonna happen every week because for several years now our special teams have been ass.

As far as special teams are concerned. I think it would help loads just to activate Boomer, he has made a living on special teams, he's a real head-hunter, something this team could use.

Phinisee would have been a much better choice for return man. He's young with nothing but and upside and could POSSIBLY even contribute someday elsewhere on the field. Not only do I think he could be a better return man, but a better coverage man.

Between having Phinisee and Boomer on coverage, it would improve that facet of the game a lot.

We gotta taste of that in 1998...then we got to witness it again in 2001 in DC. No thanks...unless you meant Kurt or Brian...I think the jury's still out on them.

Our special teams is mostly coaching, there's a reason they've been crap for years...

No player is gonna change that.