Are you old enough to drink?

I haven't had a drink since I was 19?

Finally I know how old you are.

Why did you decide to drink tonight?

He hoped it would get you pussy.

Yeah, WTF took so long?

Buddy came back from Iraq with a purple heart and we were giving him a welcome home party

Good shit. Is he disabled?

I was a borderline acholocic/coke head/pot head from since I was 14

He is actually in pretty good shape considering his Humvee got blown up by an RPG. He has a few scars on his leg but he walks just fine.

what the hell is going on in here?

Seems you're not a "quitter" after all.

Last night I went to a party where there was a girl that I was fully intending to bang. She had a boyfriend, and I knew it, but I didn't care.

This girl has been trying to get me to go out with her for the last 6 years and I was finally ready to get it going.

Then I met her boyfriend. He was like the coolest guy ever, and now I can't.

We're having a humane conversation with a drunk knowmo?

Anything and everything

You created the monster, you should know

I didn't know that was possible.

But just read some of his latest posts here. Tip one for me knowmo, and toast that lucky son of a bitch.