:banghead: Another boring night I guess !!!

And I'm home alone with no intention of going to bed anytime soon. Damnit. Either ChiefsPlanet or the weather or TV had better get interesting!

I'm here. Someone entertain me. Damnit.

It is slow as hell on here 2nite... TV also... Pretty bad when the only good thing on is The Weather Channel

Well there's 3 here now... It's slowwwwwwwwwwww here...

What we need is a Markov-enable posting bot. Then we'd have some funny s**t.

:Poke:

well, poop - I've been waiting for you to entertain me....

Well s**t.

And I'm never alone on a Friday nite. I have tommorrow off too! I was hoping for at least a decent movie. But, here I am. Watching Home Improvement. :banghead:

In many ways I'm not as smart as you, like in this particular case I need more information to keep up....

You all are supposed to entertain ME. :p

What makes you think the planet will ever get interesting?

I generally don't admit this. I wait for others, like you, to ask questions.

Don't dash all my hopes and dreams.

You can use Markov chains to let a software program "learn" English by "listening". Then you can have it speak.

You did that to mine.

(Lingerie store)

I probably wouldn't have opened a lingerie store anyhow. Continue dreaming (but please don't share the details.)

Thanks mom.

women....... = NEEDY!





:p

I have an IRC bot running that has been learning for a couple of weeks. It's really not bad, and even when it says something dumb it's pretty funny.

irc://irc.freenode.net/#nozzlecon

If you don't have an IRC client you can use Firefox with this plugin:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/16

in my three months, when have I not been honest.....

Dreaming about your mom in lingerie?

Seek help GoMilk.

Yep.

That clears it all up.

For all we know, you've never been honest. You might not be CrazyCoffey at all.

:doh!:

No, no, no.

She was going to be the owner.

I was going to get the customers sticky.

Yeah, he might be CoffeyCrazy.

He just doesn't understand the system. He'd be using the bras as slingshots. :shake:

He may even be Decaf.

english please?

oh, good point

I think I'll get stupid and go outside and smoke a cig and watch it lightning !! :)

and you may be just Joe....


ha, cup of joe?

And that's a problem?

I never claimed to be honest. So in all likelihood, I'm not lying. And it's Jo thankyouverymuch.

Well, going outside, smoking, and watching the lightening is out side the norm in that sentence.

so, can you make one of these Markov chains learn english from reading our posts and then it can start making posts from what it learned?



I guess that is what you meant with your original thought......

Depending on the ammunition used.

But I am outside right now... Wireless keyboard and the ability to feed your computer to your TV screen is just amazing these days !!!

Yes.

:clap:

Using Firefox, install this:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/16

Then restart Firefox and click this link:

irc://irc.freenode.net/#nozzlecon

look at my new title.....

Well, you're a woman, so it's implied.......



:rolleyes:

"Planet Markov Bot" is more appropriate.

Here's a sentence he just spit out:

"lemme try to get verisign setup for me to the text based games, but it's done with flash i guess... not bad, and a cube that's 256x256x256, what are the exact center coordiantes of each of us in his own stats"

That's piece and parts of probably 5+ statements.

chatzilla? I'm scared.....

I also taught him to tell jokes. He's way more fun than you guys.

Are you saying all women are honest? You poor, naive boy.


Actually I am pretty honest.

So, who's gonna still be up in two hours to talk to me when I get home?

Hmmm...

Probably not. We'll see.

Do you have a pet bird ???


:p

I might be. I'm all alone, have tommorrow off and Aces won't be here til after one.

I tried to make sense of all the things you spit out, I imagine it is like the complete opposite of you trying to understand your Markov Bot......

I have fish. They don't usually respond well.

Welcome to Night Owl Planet.

no, I'm saying it is implied that you will never claim to be honest....

Most usually don't

We started out with two. Then one died. The survivor starting popping out babies. Now we have 8 fish.

Probably not me.

:hmmm:









"Fish" bait !!!

The bitched f**ked him to death? Wow. Can I have that fish's name?

I stay up late every now and again. I was up late last week, but I was at my parents house using dial up.

Her name is Sunshine.

well, like that's saying anything........

:rolleyes:

WTH? I stay up late and you're not gonna be here?

I'm probably not going to last that long








(not the first time I told a woman that.......)

Well ---- get ready to say the "kitty" word... I'm beat... If I lived in KC I'd head west to Emporia where there's fun weather..

But; I don't --- so it's nite nite time...

goodnight, bearded clam.

We all feel very bad for your wife.

somehow, that's appropriate.

I also feel for her; badly, very very badly.....

I didn't name her. Our oldest did, the fish were her birthday present. The one that died was named Rocky.

ROFL

And here I thought Luv would be the one to freak out at the statement.


I will be here. I am always here.

You know, there are ways to make her feel better. :)

Should have known it would be a stripper that knocked out Rocky.

No you aren't. You usually show up after I go to sleep.

OK, let me rephrase....

I am always here from 10:30pm to 6:30am CDT.

Not me.

I'm the milkman.

Coffey's wife is my target customer.

If you mean the Y, she's not open for business. Not her thing.