THAT'S CLEARLY K-MART YOU POOP FACED LIAR

You definitely know your bra section. :)

Yeah, you are right... I guess I forgot...it's been a few years. The story (The Phantom of the Awkward Part 1: When the Phantom Struck Wal Mart) definitely took place in Wal Mart. The pic for the Rick spoof though, now that I think about it...definitely K Mart. I sometimes forget that we had a K Mart for it closed down a few years ago.

You're both wrong.

It's Gordman's.

I see the freakin' red K logo on the large poster in the background (with the underwear model chick)

Home Depot

LMAO Dude, I am imagining you as a Beavis and Butthead type dude who goes into random bra sections at Wal Mart, K Mart, Target, Victoria's Secret, etc. and just stands there and stares at the bra/panty pics for hours being all like, "hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! This is cool! You can like, hee-hee, see her whole boob. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee."

That took balls to go in that Wal-Mart dressed like that. ROFL

if you squint just right, I think you can actuall see one of his balls.

I'm on my way to a campout for the weekend. When I return on Sunday evening I fully expect to see progress with the roasts. I don't expect to see my name listed, but I expect that the list is in the 60s by then.

Especially during that time...had a bit of a belly on me when that pic was taken. I'm about. 20-25 lbs lighter now... I'll go anywhere dressed as the mullet man to see people's reactions. It's fun. I took my wife to one of the fanciest restaurants in our area a few years back and it was hilarious....dudes were looking at my wife like, "wtf is that good looking woman doing with THAT skeez-bucket?!?!" I stayed in character and acted obnoxious while ordering my food and the waitress was acting like a total bitch..rolling her eyes and not giving us prompt service. You could tell she was upset when we were sat in her section. You could imagine how surprised she was when I left her $35 and a Rod Beck baseball card as a tip.

I didn't have the teeth in because that would have given the spoof away...would have made it obvious. I wanted her to think I was a legit, mullet skootchie. And I'm pretty sure she did.

From a sociological perspective, it's pretty interesting...how much differently you are treated when you are wearing white trash "get-up" and a mullet.

This is how I always pictured you-lol pretty and talented, :)

May chiggers and ticks utilize your ball sack as a vacation haven like the Japanese do Disneyland

And stuffed like a deer head to the right at the top of the split foyer...