LMAO, there's no rhyme or reason

How sweet would it have been for him to take a lot of time to make an epic post out of nowhere with this list all at once? Like I said, he's treating it like 8 crazy nights instead of Christmas morning. Even the jew kids admit that Christmas kicks Hanukkahs ass. Hootie Claus needs to stuff his fat ass down the chimney and give us our presents.

Or I'm just an ungrateful prick. Or....I don't actually give a fist full of ****s about this list and am just trying to make conversation because I'm stoned past midnight on a Tuesday. Yep...that's it.

Haha, I've been thinking the same thing.... to me it doesn't seem like there are that many prominent, noticeable posters on here, but maybe the numbers are deceptive. I'm guessing there are going to be a lot of, "who the **** is that" people towards the middle of the pack....

Haha, God....here I am studying Hootie like Saul Good mentioned.

I think the Hootie guy is starting off with people he either a.) genuinely doesn't like or doesn't respect or b.) considers an easy roast target for whatever reason.

Yeah, 87-101 will be like that, and 1-15 will be people he enjoys + the inner circle. Which means 16-86 should be quite uneventful. He's basically taking 3 and a half months to make a fart sandwich.

BUT WITH THE FINEST BREAD IN THE WORLD

I'm tempted to start a thread that polls people on what they think of this thread.

Everybody says this thread is terrible and has lost its burst. I think it's ****ing hilarious and has the potential to be set off at any moment and any hour of the day.

DO IT, FRIEND

Yup. This.

m-m-m-muuuudsliiiide

I can also imagine him putting a spin on things towards the top of the list by listing posters that are generally disliked by most posters (and maybe even disliked by himself), but puts them at the top anyways, with some sort of made up reasoning as to why they deserve to be at the top. Then naturally, a lot of ChiefsPlanet will be in an uproar and the typical Hootie thread will continue to unravel as many of us expect it to. I think/hope he does this. It will be funny.

Hootie should do a bunch of quick hits for the less notable posters. Like 10-15 one-liners per day to get us back to the MEATY MEATS. With some full versions peppered throughout.

I want him to roast that TimBone that he claimed was stalking him. I mentioned something earlier that he wrote something that got lost in the shuffle and completely unacknowledged in the sorority girl thread. TimBone gave him one of those "middle finger" emoticons and he responded back with, "seriously check out this guys post history. He is seriously stalking me." And no one even acknowledged it, which made it funnier. I never ended up looking at the guy's post history, therefore I have no idea why Hootie thinks the guy is stalking him...but I'm sure Hootie can fill us in on it. And it will be funny. The thought of someone stalking a CP user (considering it's not done so in dangerous or overly creepy fashion) is funny to me...especially when it happens to someone like Hootie.

Lol, there he is. LMAO

There are several hundred contributing posters. Sort by highest rep and you'll count plenty of regs. He'll have plenty to choose from and yes some will get left out and be butthurt.