I think I'll make it.

So whatsup with the penis on the bitch, man?

Yeah dude. I heard your girl has a dick?

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I wish my bitch had one of those.

Gross.

Nah it was a joke, brah.

Man, I ****ing need to make love soon.

Where's the broad tonight?

Not sure yet. I just hit her up.

I beat Oregon Trail today. WOO.

Yeah right, you probably died of dysentery.

Tomorrow is the big day. I go to court for the last time to finalize my divorce. I pray to god its the last time I EVER have to see that greedy whore again!

Sorry man!

Nope, got through.

A few people died. Key is to monitor food rations.

So if I seem a little bitter towards women on this board, that's why.