Turns out that she took a benadryl and fell asleep and while I was busy pouting in bed, she was messaging me trying to get me to come over. I'm stupid.

Now 20 posts away from 2000.

My body is ready.

So did you take care of business with your woman?

What do you mean by that?

He means, did you 69 wit her thirty thousand times?

We're all about post count here, buddy.

Naw bro I just JO'd though!

Damn, I was trying to but everybody kept coming over.

Yeah I had to wait for the FedEx man to get here before I did.

Then I took a shower. Its too hot though, I'm all ****ing sweaty.

I like to JO with UPS guys watching, but to each their own.

Bitch got a penis.

What?

I shaved my mustache and what little chin hair I had last night. First time I've been mustache-less since 2010.

I told my girl about a week and a half ago that I was shaving it and she asked if she could have one more ride with it and I said ok, but she's been sick since then and I shaved it last night so that ride never happened. I'm interested in seeing what she says about that. I don't know if she's even ever seen me without a mustache.

Buck, you're more than just a mustache.

Rams Fan... I'm sorry bud. Sometimes that happens to good people.

Yeah, its gonna take me a few days to get used to it.

By then it will be half grown back though.

Anyone here gonna miss the NBA?