Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; I've been penetrated and ejaculated against
Rammin' shafts up my bundle of sticks ass, look at my brass
Ever since class I've been suckin' off my teachers to pass
All this cum motion unloadin' run deep as ocean's explodin'
Nut keeps splashin' from bundle of stickss just suck 'em off and keep goin'
Nut-takin' bummer I'm known as to every one in my region
Keep stickin' ass in the mornin' and takin' cocks in the evenin'
Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouth
See they can bugger me, but y'all never figured me out
Look at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.
Blame my momma?
She was the fattest slut in the house!




I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm comin' out my closet

Ha! I got some vibrators in my closet
and I don't know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '83
before I ever had to worry about the HIV
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My pillowbitergot father used to put his willy up in my bum
cause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eye
And lookin' back on it all now I ****in' wish I could die
I look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behinds


Even if I hated men , I'd grit my teeth and I'd try
to make it work with 'em, at least for papa's sake
He maybe made some mistakes
but he's the only gay who taught me everything that I know today
What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong
''cause he'da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throat
It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Batty Boy Show"

red card

funny.

I sold that ruger 9mm the next day. Thanks for the help in my S&W purchase.

Aaaaaand a shitty night gets shittier. My netflix expired because I have no money in the bank so I'm now stuck at home with nothing to watch and its hot. Gay.
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You should jerk it.

I don't feel like it. I just want to sleep and get this day overwith. Of course I only woke up like 8.5 hours ago.
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no problem

I'm contemplating buying this

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No in kc

I ran out of gas today for the first time ever. God that sucks donkey ball when its 1000 degrees! What a dip shit I am.

Damn that sucks. Why were you pushin empty in the first place?

Unfortunately, yes. I knew I needed gas last night. But was to freaking lazy. But A very nice couple gave me a ride to the gas station. That restored my faith in humanity. There are still some good people out there and that completely made up for the shitty feeling of running out of gas.

Yeah, usually somebody will help a stranded driver. Plenty will honk and throw things, but somebody will help.

It's amazing how someone helping you out of a shitty situation can turn your day around.