ChiefsPlanet - The 10pm thread (archived)

She used to save our puby hair clippings. After a few months worth she tied them together and weaved her's and mine together into a dream catcher. She said it would give us an even better sex life if we hung it from the rear view mirror of my pontiac firebird.

That was great until she left the windows down and a couple of black birds stole it for a nest. She never forgave herself. She went on a journey obsessed with finding those birds. She planned to get back the dream catcher and pluck the guilty birds of all of their feathers and draw pictures of dicks on them with a sharpie before setting them free again. That was 8 years ago and i haven't seen her since.

I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW.

I was lying, though. Thanks for the tips!

Buck	06-14-2011 11:46 PM

Boner.
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Buck	06-15-2011 12:02 AM

Every single woman is crazy.
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007	06-15-2011 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7698679)

Every single woman is crazy.
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I'm reading that two different ways.

Buck	06-15-2011 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 7698681)

I'm reading that two different ways.

All women are crazy. 100% of them.
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rocknrolla

06-15-2011 12:23 AM

I agree 100%

rocknrolla

06-15-2011 01:02 AM

Trying to jerk off with a slow internet connection SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buck	06-15-2011 01:14 AM

What's your cell #? I'll message you some dick pics.
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rocknrolla

06-15-2011 01:18 AM

I gave up. I'm all good on dick's over here. Thanks though. Did you make to the fair?

crazycoffey

06-15-2011 05:47 AM

29275

Buck	06-15-2011 01:03 PM

****in I haven't had sex since last wednesday and that was when it stopped all abruptly because I was being a dick, so I havent finished since Tuesday. My girl has been sick so she doesn't want to do anything and now I am going out of town for 3 days. I'm gonna ****ing be so disappointing when I get back. I'll last like 2 minutes.

rocknrolla

06-15-2011 02:35 PM

It's happy hour bitches!
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