You guys, I participated in the greatest teaparty ever earlier. I believe Fred Flinstone came out of the closet and Barbie announced that it wasn't tea, it was water. BOUT ****ING TIME someone else noticed that too.

Then I was a teacher, but this ****ing troll dool was so stupid he thought there were 9 planets. So I smacked him silly and Kaylee told me I'm not aloud in her room anymore and I had to take off the earrings she gave me.

I just got out of the shower.

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I just made some food.

I'm really enjoying this new up and coming rapper Mac Miller. Plus he looks like Pestilence to me.

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Alright I'm about to get dressed and ready to leave. Later.

Here's a shout out to my Mother-inlaw, my Father-inlaw and my Sister-inlaw.

EAT A DICK!!!
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30K post tonight...better start posting Cobain and Buck.

At work and so ****ing bored. They recently changed the internet filter ao we can't go to any humor sites. YouTube, FB, and Twitter are off limits, too. Luckily they didn't get CP. I would have probably murdered myself by now.

That sucks

I work 15 hour shifts with around 13 of those hours being TV, internet and book reading time. I'd go nuts without full net access. TV infomercials get pretty boring after an hour or so watching them.

Sorry guys, I fell asleep last night.

You son of a bitch. I'm going to the fair today, wooooooo!
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I fell asleep around 3 am and my gf was still awake. Not sure when she fell asleep, but I woke up around 9 am and I was spooning her. I woke up for good and got ready at 11 am to go to the fair and she's still sleeping. I'm ****ing hungry.
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Casey Anthony looks like a monkey.