That's good they're not men.

wut.

I was implying Miami women have penises.

Okay again...

September 2010 - Approx 320 lbs
http://i.imgur.com/onq5m.jpg

Today - 275 lbs
http://i.imgur.com/OiZL0.jpg

Huh, must have missed those. Please tell me more, it sounds as though you have intimate knowledge of said "women".

Did you poop out Antonio Gates?

I pooped out something.

Nah, I've never been down thurr.

Don't take such offense though, jeez. You'd think you grabbed a set in a nightclub bathroom recently.

Man I need to stop pooping.

My girl has been waking up at like 6 pm the last few days and we are supposed to go to the fair tomorrow at like 1 or 2. I doubt she's going to get enough sleep tonight. Sort of worried.

Just bang the shit out of it till it's numb and sleeping fresh and early.

I stayed up til 6 am yesterday and she stayed up til like 8ish I think. We don't sleep....I got up at 10 am and started running errands all day and she just texted me like 40 mins ago that she woke up. LOL.

Damn and I was ****ing with this kid who lives by my work for sleeping till 3.

I'm excited to go to the fair though.

I haven't been in nearly 10 years and I was a fat kid so my Dad never let me eat any of the fried foods, I'm gonna ****ing grub tomorrow.

Fried Foods. **** yes.

I was truly interested, no offense taken. No need to be skerd of the Latin ladies down here while they can be batshit crazy and stab you in your sleep everynow and then but GD they are insane hot and know how to please a man.