You know I've more than doubled my post count since New Year's?

I think I had just over 5k around the time of the playoff game.

You want a ****ing cookie?

Yeah, I kind of do.

**** yeah, what kind of cookie, bro?

An incredible one. No pubes this time.

Okay dude, I'll get you some Rugula's.

Can you make my Mom get here faster, she is ****ing with my game. She has my mail key and I can't go out until I get the mail.

You still haven't gotten your cash?

Naw homie, its in my mailbox but I can't get it.

That's some raw fish there bud.

If the bread's in the basket, that's a good thing.

If the basket stays locked though, it's time to give mom her eviction notice.

Hey does your mom smoke pot? You don't have to answer that if it's too personal.

I'm ****ing hungry and I just called her its gonna be 30 more minutes. **** IM HUNGRY MOM WTF.

No she doesn't.

She just doesn't understand the munchies.

Well what sucks is that a lot of places end their seating at around 8, so I might not be able to find a nice restaurant.

I still need to choose one.

My mom came through with a meatball sub today, the day of no food.