That just doesn't make any sense.

Cardinals are being no hit right now.

:(

I hope they do.

Too late.

Lance Berkman hits a HR.

JFC whats got into that fat ass!?

St. Louis Cardinals Pixie Dust.

Dude, don't get me started. One of the properties I take care of is "affordable" (translated: subsidized) housing. So not only are the taxes from my income helping pay for their food it's also helping pay their rent. And the best part is that they buy their kids juice boxes, soda and freezey pops with the food stamps and then send them outside where they proceed to throw the empty containers and wrappers on the grounds, and guess who gets to pick them up? So I am not only helping pay for their kids, I also get to clean up after them.

Sometimes I wonder if I'd be better off having a couple of illegitimate kids and sitting around doing nothing all day and collecting welfare, but then I look at what these people have, and then what I have, and I'll take working for a living any day of the week. It does get maddening at times though.

So last night I was chillin with my chick and I fall asleep at 4 something in the morning and then all of the sudden she is ****ing making me stay awake and all this shit by kissing me or whatever....I fall asleep again and she does it again, and clearly if she did this twice it meant that she wanted to have sex because why else would you purposely wake me up?

So I ripped off her clothes and had my way with her while still half asleep and I bet it was extremely disappointing on her end.

Moral of the story: If you want to have sex, good sex, then don't wait for me to fall asleep to make your move.

Perhaps she was frustrated that you fell asleep before giving it to her, dummy. Find the fortitude to work up a boner and take care of your girl before she has to wake you at 4 in the morning to make sure her needs are met. Unacceptable, and Son, I am Dissapoint.

I'm a little tired of being the one initiating the sex every ****ing time.

I'd like her to just randomly stick her hand down my pants and start playing with it every once in a while.

Although I could see how it would be hard to get motivated enough to want to initiate a sexual act with me.

It looks like this is the final season of South Park.

that's what alcohol is for... :p :p :p

Have you had this conversation with her? If I'm correct, you haven't been dating her very long, right? Communication is the key.
What the **** is this shit? Don't have this crap floating around in the back of your head! She'll pick up on your lack of confidence like a fat person finding the white gravy at a buffet line faster than she can scream "I'm just not in the mood tonight, baby. Can we just watch Grey's Anatomy? I'll take care of you next time." You're a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus! Act like it!

1. No I haven't said anything to her. It's not entirely true, sometimes she'll just jump me and start kissing me before I take her pants off....

2. That second post was just a joke.