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Mecca 08-26-2008 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4949497)
Putty in our hands.
That's rather soft eh?

KcMizzou 08-26-2008 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4949494)
They could never be the lover his hand has been.
He just hasn't had any of that insane, nasty fun before the train wreck of a break-up happens, either.

I figure that's the problem.

luv 08-26-2008 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4949498)
It's a joke. Dipshits on here keep telling me I have an unhealthy hatred toward women because of a few posts I made toward reeruns like badgirl and her ilk.
Just tell me I don't remind you of badgirl. No matter how many stupid, idiotic things I've said on here. I don't want to have to kill you.

Mecca 08-26-2008 11:00 PM
Getting laid is not nearly as hard as I think Claythan thinks it is...

KcMizzou 08-26-2008 11:00 PM
They're worth the hangover.

:D

Hammock Parties 08-26-2008 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4949505)
Just tell me I don't remind you of badgirl. No matter how many stupid, idiotic things I've said on here. I don't want to have to kill you.
You're much better looking, and much more likable, than badgirl. It's not even close.

luv 08-26-2008 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4949501)
That's rather soft eh?
Actually, i would prefer it.....

My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going......

Mecca 08-26-2008 11:01 PM
Whos badgirl, did I miss something?

Mecca 08-26-2008 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4949511)
Actually, i would prefer it.....

My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going......
Ahahaha, thinking the same thing I was....I need a new job I'm gonna go audition to be a porn star.

Hammock Parties 08-26-2008 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4949506)
Getting laid is not nearly as hard as I think Claythan thinks it is...
I'm going to hit a bunch of bars after 1 am next week and see if I can drag anything out.

luv 08-26-2008 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4949506)
Getting laid is not nearly as hard as I think Claythan thinks it is...
He's putting too much thought into it. Who doesn't? You should have heard the questions I would ask my friends, and I'm not even a guy. It was much more socially acceptable for me to be a virgin at 27. Imagine adding 10 years of wonder and thought onto what you had to deal with.

Mecca 08-26-2008 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4949518)
I'm going to hit a bunch of bars after 1 am next week and see if I can drag anything out.
Be funny.......and tell them you have a big one....that's about all it takes in a bar.

Phobia 08-26-2008 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4949466)
Yeah, I wouldn't say something like that in real life. Get a clue.
THIS IS REAL LIFE YOU NITWIT.

luv 08-26-2008 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4949515)
Ahahaha, thinking the same thing I was....I need a new job I'm gonna go audition to be a porn star.
I'm pretty sure it takes more than a dirty mind to make it as a porn star.

Mecca 08-26-2008 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4949521)
He's putting too much thought into it. Who doesn't? You should have heard the questions I would ask my friends, and I'm not even a guy. It was much more socially acceptable for me to be a virgin at 27. Imagine adding 10 years of wonder and thought onto what you had to deal with.
I bet you watched alot of porn......then you had some weird thought that every dude had a huge wang lol..in high school my pickup line was "so I have a big one...." it worked in high school!


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