Damnit. Can you answer my question?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=160336

Ho there.

What have I missed lately?

I'm a bitch, not a ho.

:)

Dunno. I wasn't here.

Oh, sorry, bitch.

Ok, I'm a huge pussy and must go to bed now. Someone make sure luv sees my shoe question, she might know. The burning desire for knowledge may keep me up, though.

Me.

But then you already knew that.

When do you finally start work again? We're planning on picking it back up when you're gone.

G'Night Pussy.

What the hell are you rambling on about?

:D

I'm planning on going to Bozeman on Friday.

Why the hell are you asking these women?

Ask GoChiefs.
She'll know.

So have you been practicing for the job by washing the dishes at home or are you going in cold?

So does Mrs. Milkman twirl the spaghetti (you know this method) around until a nice sized bite is formed with a funnel-O-spaghetti?

I'm not asking "exactly how much lotion is too much when masturbating to a picture of Boba Fett."

I'm being summoned to the bedroom.

Goodnight.

No, no she doesn't.

Holy crap... ROFL

That was my second job!

And my third.

Wait!

Are you wearing heels?

Do you even know what the hell I'm talking about? You are so gawd dammed sheltered! You know w/ the fork, a person stabs a random pile-o-spaghetti and twist to get a good bite of delicious spaghetti.


That is what I meant.

That's a relief.

My curiosity DOES know bounds.

I know exactly what you're talking about, and no she doesn't.

She takes a knife and fork and cuts, so that when she eats it, she has small bites.

Actually, Though you thought I was:

That wasn't supposed to be a smart/dumbass comment. A lot of people do eat spaghetti that way. You know I'd never disrespect ya bro! :)

Keep telling yourself that.

Gawd damned you SPchief! come here, give me a hug!

NTTAWWT

Umm, I'm gonna have to pass on that.

So what'd you have for supper? Little "Funhouse pizza?" :nosmilie:

That's a dead giveaway that he's drinking.

Me? Haven't had a drink since friday.

Him. Jeez. HE is offering hugs. Like a drunk guy.

:shake:

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

I know there is a gawd dammed Funhs. in Knobtown at a minimum. I used to live near you.

I had a taco.

:banghead:

thank you

Homemade or out?

A taco?

Who the hell has "A" taco?

4 or 5 tacos, at least.

I think Simplex has a stalker.

Homemade. My wife cooks. I'm capable but only do about 2 or 3x a week.

It was a large, large taco. In a tortilla, actually. More like a burrito with taco meat, cheese, and some lettuce.

About f**king time. Who is it?

OK, so I'd only have two then.

If you used to weigh 323lbs and were trying to shave off the last 30 you would be, too.

Ok, I'm off to bed. Later homos.



:D

What's the obsession with what people ate for dinner?


FTR I had bratwurst.

PUSSY

Tonight I ate light (kinda hungry) plus this topic kicked off the discussion on the thread for tonight as well. Thank you, GAWD!

Damn.

That's more than two of me.

Bobba Fett dreams.

How was it?

Pussy

Im still here

Ill be here

See ya there.

You'll see him in bed? Did I miss something?

I'm not sure you'd want to see that.

I think I don't mind missing out on this part....

I wasn't asking for pics. Damn, I'd have to stare at a lightbulb for a long time to get that outta my head.

Where's the "I'd have to gouge my eyes out with a rusty butterknife" option?

a lightbulb? Try the sun - at high noon on a cloudless day.

huh?

what kind of dicksuckery is going on in here?

Well, there went an afternoon. Some guy I've never heard of and never met applied the wrong mask to two directories and so I get to drive downtown tomorrow so I can visit my server and run one f**king command.

Basically he screwed up the permissions on a file and now nobody can get into their computer remotely. A bunch of us applied a security update and now we're shafted. Sucks to be us.

Yeah, well I've been sitting on a couch for three hours watching a monitor with hands turning the pages of a Friday's menu with the pages all blue-screened out.

At least there's food and magazines. And wireles 'net.

This is English...... right?

Yeah well... I'm leaving to go skiing on Friday.