Really? I bet you live by the mall on 39th or somewhere around there. Lees Summit road or something. Fancy pants people.

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How big of one?

The usual size.

yeah five

you know it

So did you find your mom a "guy" yet?

Not yet. She needs one though

Note to girls: if I am ready to **** you at 1 am, don't ****ing make me wait til 5 am and be upset that I'm too tired to go!

Also thanks for the sweet fellatio.

I hope you enjoyed your cunnilingus.

Yeah, when I'm ready I'm ready. Not after another movie, now! damnit

I think I pissed her off because as she was manhandling me, I had to go pee and left her. By the time I got out of the bathroom she was cuddling with one of her cats on the couch.

ay buck i donated to cp and now as soon as i get bolded im nailing you with an infraction.

She has cats? ****.

Dump her.

Listen to me.