What the hell, you have kids?

You learn something new about CC every day.

Tonight I'm going out to a Jewish Deli for dinner. Can't ****ing wait.

My kids are closer to my age than you, gramps.

Reuben sandwich and a glass of Pinot Noir. Sweet dinner.
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Breakfast for dinner son! It was delectable

Stupid bitch canceled on me right as I was driving out to see her.

Really tired of dumb ****s wasting my time and energy.

So I decided to go see THOR....waited around for it to start...and then they informed they had replaced THOR with The Hangover II in that theater...so they gave me a raincheck.

Why the **** did I even leave this computer to begin with?

Aaahhh ... enjoying a beautiful, crisp night, sitting here in front yard , looking up at a star filled sky. Too bad I have to work in the morning. *grumble grumble*

That is some sad-assed Friday night shit right there, bro. Do you even have any male friends outside of CP? I never hear you talk of any. I would have called one of my bro's and hit up the local TGI Friday's for some chick-poppers.

Ugh.

Wow I'm gonna score tonight. Sweeeeeeeet!
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Shocker. Tell her she's been Flopnutted. ;)

I might.
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There is no might. There is do, or do not.

Only Sith speak in absolutes.

we live in the same city
lets kick it



no homo