The ****? You think this thread is some sort of come-uppance for hootie? It's been the most popular thread on this site for nearly a week...and he has more rep than any poster on this board (for whatever the **** that's worth).

you mock the things you choose to entertain yourself with, therefore you're 100x a mess than the thread you're mocking.

This thread actually had potential to be Hootie's best. The countdown had potential. Now it's just a series of 10 year old frazod fat jokes and Hootie's neverending quest to prove he's a disease-ridden disaster of a human being.

Didnt Gonzo put him up there?

Funny how someone who acts on urges of lust or drinks is considered corrupt/sinful but those who partake in gluttony with food are void of such a sin.

I'd be willing to bet my rep ratio is as high as just about anyone on this board.

If rep whoring didn't exist, I'd be top 5 in rep no matter what.

I have pages and pages of positive rep. I've given out 40 total reps. 10 of them were negative just to be funny. I only rep rep worthy posts. I use the rep system like an adult.

The only reason he has the most rep is because Gonzo mod-abused his rep numbers so he'd quit ****ing crying about it. Idiot. LMAO

LMAO

This thread is delivering.

Okay

it's called a theme

also

there was no ****ing way a '1 a day' thread wasn't going to get boring

I realize I'm entertaining, and I have the special talent to drive any thread I post in...

but I just can't believe these expectations

they are ridiculous

Wow. I had no idea you were this ****ing stupid.

Fun revelation!

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

Finally, a post worthy of

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

wrong

but hey

I'd love to see us compare are reps over the past 5 months.

I'll show you my entire rep archive and reps given. I'd love to see yours.

I'm the anti rep whore. Look at the first page of top rep. You have people like Lumpy, Livesteam and KC Tattoo on there. Yeah. Ok.

Those posters have rep worthy posts? Really? Really?

Ha.

I admit that people like Rain Man, GoChiefs, Clay, 'Hamas', and a few more posters should have more rep than me. Maybe even SNR. He makes me laugh.

And a few more...like gblowfish. He's the ultimate KC fan.

But there aren't 10 better posters on this board than me. Sorry. I prove it every time I decide to run with a thread. I can steer a thread any direction I want and people can't help but look.

and again

these are all following a certain theme

I decided from 101 that I was going to tie every single person into Frazod being fat. I don't see how people don't understand that. I'm not doing it because I lack creativity...I'm doing it because it's my ****ing theme.

...Christ.

and if you can't laugh at the 'ran out of paint' during Zach's 'roast', you don't have a sense of humor