Buck, it's storming here in St. Louis.

Will you save me?

You're my hero.

Naw, jk, I'm prob just gonna fap and go to sleep.

Fap to what?

1970's porn?

Bud Black?

Well, I haven't decided if I'm going to. If I do I will just think about the BJ I got early this morning.

I know this sounds weird, but I think I've been having too much sex lately....or I guess I should say that I've been orgasming too much. I'm wondering if I should recharge my batteries for tomorrow night, or if I should just go ahead and fap tonight and then spend a nice evening with her and not have sex.

Save up for Friday night.

Have you "Rich Manned" it yet?

I'm not waiting until Friday to get off, that is ****ing crazy. I'm either jerking tonight or sexing tomorrow.

What does "Rich Manned" it mean?

Rich Man is when a guy uses a condom while he is jacking off.

Why the **** would you do that?

If I were to buy condoms, I wouldn't waste them on a jerkoff session.

Secondly, I don't use condoms.

Easier to clean up, I guess.

Have fun getting STDs and having 100 children.

I've never had an STD and only have had to pay for 1 abortion, like 6 years ago...

Are you making the last part of your post up?

I don't care one way or another, just curious.

Nope, shit cost me $400.

I'm guessing you went to SDSU for some reason.