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Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654124)
I've been retired for three years Red. I'm sitting in Oklahoma with a rather stiffly mixed Bubbakeg.
oh & 'Ginn-n-juuuice!' - i'm currently drinking a diet mtn dew supernova and sparkin' a j-booo - NTTAWWT

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654125)
I ship to the marines, namely 'bastion' , actually - I have to plan my business around them, trouble is, the media doesn't give accurate forecasts. If I have depend on shipping to Pendleton - we're screwed and will b slow. LOL
All I know is alot of my buds that haven't retired yet have been spending alot of time in Afganistanland. Where you find Seabees, you'll probably find Marines.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:16 PM
johnin - i just texted that lady this - 'came home for a while - come on down you're the next contestant on my cock is yours!'

Do you think that'll pull her out the wood-work?

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:18 PM
Braves look good tonight - 9 nada Angels lead - did we hire that Royal's pitcher? Oh wait! It was Tim ****ing Hudson!

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654134)
johnin - i just texted that lady this - 'came home for a while - come on down you're the next contestant on my cock is yours!'

Do you think that'll pull her out the wood-work?
Only if there's a new car behind door #2.

Hell, I've been married for 16 years, I have no idea how to pick up women.

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654129)
oh & 'Ginn-n-juuuice!' - i'm currently drinking a diet mtn dew supernova and sparkin' a j-booo - NTTAWWT
nothing wrong with that. 'cept that you seem to favor the damn marines!!!

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654141)
nothing wrong with that. 'cept that you seem to favor the damn marines!!!
Me too. The Marines never wanted me to escort a slow assed hemmit down Mobile.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654141)
nothing wrong with that. 'cept that you seem to favor the damn marines!!!
nono no, my customers' customer are the Marines, mostly - I ship to the Navy too, heck also the Army - but mostly to the Marines. GO MARINES jk :p

all services are extremely appreciated, we're sooo in debt to the servers of this country, I respect the living daylights out of every one of you, and will help you anytime I get the opportunity.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654147)
nono no, my customers' customer are the Marines, mostly - I ship to the Navy too, heck also the Army - but mostly to the Marines. GO MARINES jk :p

all services are extremely appreciated, we're sooo in debt to the servers of this country, I respect the living daylights out of every one of you, and will help you anytime I get the opportunity.
What product do you ship?

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654149)
What product do you ship?
IBM shit, nothing exciting like Hustlers, or anything.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654151)
IBM shit, nothing exciting like Hustlers, or anything.
Could be, you can fit alot of porn on IBM shit.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654153)
Could be, you can fit alot of porn on IBM shit.
Which makes me chuckle - i got a tp t410 in from ebay - guess what was in it's optical drive? That's right 'University Of Austin' - a porn - this chick Austin - she looks pretty hot, but my biz partner was insistant we dispose of it, he's pretty religious, I was sortof upset, deep down, about it.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654154)
Which makes me chuckle - i got a tp t410 in from ebay - guess what was in it's optical drive? That's right 'University Of Austin' - a porn - this chick Austin - she looks pretty hot, but my biz partner was insistant we dispose of it, he's pretty religious, I was sortof upset, deep down, about it.
That's funny. There are probably more DVDs and thumbdrives full of porn in the desert than the rest of the world combined.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654159)
That's funny. There are probably more DVDs and thumbdrives full of porn in the desert than the rest of the world combined.
Dane McCloud wakes up and see's jizz shots flying through the air, across the valley, in Woodland Hills, porn capital of the world.:Scanlon:

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654167)
Dane McCloud wakes up and see's jizz shots flying through the air, across the valley, in Woodland Hills, porn capital of the world.:Scanlon:
He once shot one out of his bedroom window and hit Lindsay Lohan in the tonsils.


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