They are monkey hands asshole. Get it straight.

Did you dig the coupon out of your anus with your thumb?

Never my own.

I would love to see SNR roast Sweet Daddy Riots Carl Satan

Can't we all have a group bukkake-roast of CW?

Yup. My roasts are standing though :)

He would enjoy it too much

That dude has probably been looking in your windows ever since

I pity the fool looking in my window.
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Who's that peekin in my window


POW


Nobody now

Pervert.

You that big?

LMAO

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xv8soPEmNJs

Please do. I crave attention.

We already know that...

Good or bad?

**** that. If I'm going to participate, I want to be a part of the canon. Otherwise I'm just another worthless fanfiction writer on the internet.

You PM me the next name from the listmaker, and I'll do a roast. But I'm not just gonna whore myself out for the sake of keeping this thread going.

More of the first two.


Although the third reason definitely creeps me out quite a bit.

Well I set the over / under at 83 before we had to go to the bullpen. Looks like that's about right.

Fine with me. You can do 84 and 83. We ride on

This thread will have it's ups and downs...I think it has potential staying power. It's cool having sone different posters in this one who weren't checked in to the thread last year....

That and no dick measuring pissing matches

There will be plenty, I'm sure...

I love you guys. I really do.

Chiefsplanet completes me. Especially Clay.

84. PackerinMo

Remember when JAG used to be on the air? CBS pushed it through for like... 4 seasons or something like that. That's a decent run for a show. But remember how it'd get advertised during CBS football games all the time, but nobody ever watched it? Did you watch it? I sure as hell didn't. I don't know anybody who watched it. People knew it existed, certainly, but nobody knew the non-descript characters, the actors, the plot, and they certainly didn't know the show, because they never watched it.

That's me. I'm the show JAG.

I average more than 8 posts per day, but I'm pretty sure the only time people have paid attention to shit I've posted has been when I'm posting in the lady picture threads. Other than that, I'm practically invisible. Everything that can be known about me is in my signature (I like the Packers, Mizzou, and Cards) and my user name.

I have no annoying posting habits. I don't have any funny jokes. I'm never antagonistic or a troll. I don't make fun of people. I'm not even ****ing sure why I'm on the ****ing list. I'm pretty sure it's the girl pictures I post. Because even though I've got a pretty good post rate for the short time I've been a CP member, a whole bunch of that post count has been invested in NASCAR threads.

I'm not even lovably boring like Deberg_1990 or mylonsd. Their charm is their placid and predictable personalities. I don't even have that going for me as a reputation, because I don't have one.

ROFL

My god...lovably boring is the perfect descriptor for Deberg.

Loved it.

Deberg threads are in a league if their own though.

83. Rustshack

http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files...1338518488.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/314...this-man-o.gif

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O3CYF2-4CO...story-body.jpg

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Okay, so I like Iowa State. What's the big deal? Ames is less than a 4.5 hour drive away from Arrowhead Stadium. It's a large university. There are bound to be a ton of Cyclone fans on Chiefs Planet

You people are a bunch of rude assholes. You don't throw this much flack at DaKCMan for liking Florida shit. Or Bugeater for liking Nebraska. Or even the other Iowa State fans. Why are you this cruel? It's almost as if you think I act like a huge toolish douchebag about my favorite school's historically worthless athletics program!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go fix my Steele Jantz blow-up doll. He's got a puncture.

See? Now THAT'S a ****ing roast.

You don't know how many times I've thought "is that my Dad posting here?"

Zarth I am your father/smaque

You shoulda shot that load out on his mom's back.

tl; dr

Smed1065

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: QB Land
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About Smed1065

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Still waiting for the SB

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Football, fishing,hunting,whitewater rafting

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Retired Army

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It is true I only come here drunk. Why would I come here sober to hear the "experts" be wrong but cram it down like Pioli tried.




"**** you PGM i had gone day and night crying myself sleep.

Ou dont know you're ass from your elbow!!!!!

You should try another adtention hore thread! momas claynus is probbly your cousing your ****!!"


"& Simply Red, you act like u help out everybody on CP yet you never do, you are a foney, I even tried calling u - u never help!"

dont act like anyof you care! I quite drinking about 4 months ago!

You don't care so stop actin like your smug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Positive outlook for the second half of 2014 = Jim Beam and mad resentful posting styles.

Wow, kind of a cry for help.

Can we send Smed a care package?

http://www.greenbrideguide.com/sites...20box%2001.jpg

ROFL

Start a thread calling the old drunk out

LMAO

LMAO

They are pervert! !!

Today in what could be his final addition to the list SNR will roast one of the many CPers from the Lone Star state. Could it be the Count?

I still love how Smed ' s location is QB land ROFL just screams someone constantly drunk as fack

Hootie and gblowfish

franko ' s bunghole and the midgets

Knowmo and the Tijuana donkey

Claynus and huddle club kid

Barry's koolaid and the crack pipe

I'm just gonna assume you guys are waiting to roast me in the top 10.

Of course.

I don't recall ever making one of these so called prestigious awards and don't expect to start now. I do not think I could handle the celebrity status it takes to carry the award with such pride to be a glorified dickhead.







BTA, I do have my moments. :(

Who cares?
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ME!

I CARE!
















ok, I admit that I don't care

See, there it is.



It's why we love this place so much. The FUCP Love Train. 4321

If I make this, I want TBG to roast me. :p

Not on the list
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I think you and your son, as a pair, should be inducted into the dumbass HoF should this place ever create one.

After sewing each ones mouth to the others asshole?
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Roast me anyway, TBG. rochambeau

How does that stop continued procreation?

Be hard for them to **** in that position.
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Sure, but not impossible.

Then just cut off their balls too, I don't care.
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Hey, I've done had my Cherrio's today, you can't piss in them. Find some other poster to piss in theirs.

BTW, I already have several people here lined up awaiting the chance and you and anybody here aren't on the list.

You make no sense
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Hey now, having multiple dickhead thread posting privileges is banned today, so take it back.
















Or you can feel obliged to post another, I don't care, it the FUCP Love Train way in high speed gear.

It went over your head?

I am shocked, you feel OK today ?

This post makes no sense either.

I haven't posted a thread
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I already have several people here lined up awaiting the chance , ( for what?) and you or anybody here aren't on the list ( wtf I dont even )

Care to translate?
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Well, I guess it is a little confusing when I left a word out of the sentence. Should have said ....

Hey now, having multiple dickhead thread responses postings privileges is banned today, so take it back.

Does this help?

Still reads like a toddler wrote it.
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Yur off yur game today Jason.

Ever hear the term, Who pissed in your Cheerios ?

Yeah I heard it, still dont get the sentence I posted.
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Oh you have people here lined up to piss in your Cheerios. But no one here is on the list?


Makes PERFECT sense now...


Just kidding, it still doesn't really make sense
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sglZGSwK6ow

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Is it your day to be CP Police Captain ? Good Grief, so I should have used " so " instead of " and " in ..... so you or anybody else.

Must be your day to whine?

82. TEX

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/4072...on-oprah-o.gif

In case you guys ever wanted to know, I live in Houston. If it's ever important information to you. Like, do you need to know what Tony Levine thinks about this dude from one of the Houston high schools who the Chiefs are rumored to be scouting? I can tell you that stuff.

I can tell you what Case Keenum has for breakfast every morning. Apple Jacks. He eats Apple Jacks for breakfast every morning. I know that because I live in Houston.

Ask me something about the Houston Texans. Anything. Anything at all. See, I work with a lot of Texans fans. I also listen to a lot of Houston sports radio, so I'm around that Houston stuff constantly. Because I live in Houston.

I mean, I'm not really terrible for sports conversation. I know a lot about Houston sports, so I can transfer that into talking about the Chiefs a lot of the time. Houstonians also like to use meat smokers and grill shit, so I'm only too happy to talk about that stuff with other BBQ fanatics on CP. But I probably wouldn't be caught dead in one of those gay ass Fire Me Boy! food threads. Nosiree. We don't take very kindly to that weird shit down here in Houston.

Not whining, just pointing out facts. Still wouldn't make sense
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You didn't mention he's a dumbass, snr
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