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MeatRock 05-23-2013 06:19 PM

And.... we're off.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9704264)
Hitler did fight as a soldier in World War I and was decorated IIRC. I assume he probably killed people then.

He didn't fight. He was a messenger. An errand boy.

Not unlike Hootie, come to think of it.

Direckshun 05-23-2013 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704267)
Or, you could just elaborate what you meant by welp, and we'll save some time.

I proudly observe Godwin's Law.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9704262)
Uh oh



**** Hootie. The truth about him is that he begged the Mods to put him in the inner circle and Gonzo gave it to him out of spite.


He felt he got robbed after being banned and sobbed to the Mods. It was funny.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9704273)
I proudly observe Godwin's Law.

Alrighty then.

SAUTO 05-23-2013 06:19 PM

I think funny too
Posted via Mobile Device

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704258)
I can't help it if people actually like me and rep me.


**** yall I don't need Hooties approval to message on here.


I've made friends over the years here and I am a solid contributor to threads.

Most of my rep came from the music thread as people seamed to like my taste in music. I get rep for my football takes too. I get rep

Deal with it.



All Hootie does here is put people down for laughs. His football takes aren't great & who gives a **** what he thinks.

Hootie don't like me that fine. If you don't think funny then well good.


I just post away. I knew Hootie was going to put my name low on the list. He can't stand someone having success that he doesn't like for what ever reason.


Rep. :)

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9704265)
Yes!!! I have the same problem with King. Wonderful stories....but most of his books could be cut by about 1/3 of the pages. Dude goes on and on sometimes...

He's like George Lucas. They both desperately need to have their work edited by sane people, but have become too powerful to be controlled.

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704272)
He didn't fight. He was a messenger. An errand boy.

Not unlike Hootie, come to think of it.

I am unfamiliar with his war record, so I will defer to your, um, Hitlerish expertise.

vailpass 05-23-2013 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9704230)
Good book. It's in a book with three other novellas. Including the stories that the movies Stand by Me and Shawshank Redemption were based on.

Also Apt Pupil.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 05-23-2013 06:24 PM

KC Tattoo with a unique definition of success.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:25 PM

I think it's funny it bothers Hootie I am top 9 in rep. ****ing awesome


He shouldn't even be up at the top if Gonzo didn't put him there that makes me top 8.


BITCHES

ShortRoundChief 05-23-2013 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704272)
He didn't fight. He was a messenger. An errand boy.

Not unlike Hootie, come to think of it.

Didn't he get shot in the ass?

Donger 05-23-2013 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704298)
I think it's funny it bothers Hootie I am top 9 in rep. ****ing awesome


He shouldn't even be up at the top if Gonzo didn't put him there that makes me top 8.


BITCHES

Are you sure about the math?

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9704277)
I think funny too
Posted via Mobile Device



Sometime I funny


Sometime I not

Donger 05-23-2013 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9704300)
Didn't he get shot in the ass?

Shrapnel in the crotch, if memory serves. And he was gassed and blinded twice.

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704274)
**** Hootie. The truth about him is that he begged the Mods to put him in the inner circle and Gonzo gave it to him out of spite.


He felt he got robbed after being banned and sobbed to the Mods. It was funny.

Lol lol lol lol lol

If you can prove this I'll leave forever.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704303)
Are you sure about the math?



Hooties words not mine.

Direckshun 05-23-2013 06:27 PM

Hitler was a person, was he not?

Well, then he killed at least 1 person. LMAO

ToxSocks 05-23-2013 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704258)
I can't help it if people actually like me and rep me.


**** yall I don't need Hooties approval to message on here.


I've made friends over the years here and I am a solid contributor to threads.

Most of my rep came from the music thread as people seamed to like my taste in music. I get rep for my football takes too. I get rep

Deal with it.



All Hootie does here is put people down for laughs. His football takes aren't great & who gives a **** what he thinks.

Hootie don't like me that fine. If you don't think funny then well good.


I just post away. I knew Hootie was going to put my name low on the list. He can't stand someone having success that he doesn't like for what ever reason.

Lol, don't let it get under your skin man.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704309)
Lol lol lol lol lol

If you can prove this I'll leave forever.



I don't even know what thread that was. I just remember the conversation.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9704312)
Hitler was a person, was he not?

Well, then he killed at least 1 person. LMAO

LMAO

I stand corrected. But, you really didn't know that Hitler never personally killed someone else?

He actually crushed a cyanide capsule in his mouth AND shot himself in the temple to commit suicide. Nice to have a backup plan, I suppose. He even tested the cyanide on his German Shepard, Blondie, before he and Eva took it.

****er.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9704313)
Lol, don't let it get under your skin man.






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Donger 05-23-2013 06:31 PM

Look how scared shitless this dog is...

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Hootie 05-23-2013 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704315)
I don't even know what thread that was. I just remember the conversation.

You don't remember anything because you're a smack head

(as evidenced by your recollection of these events)

Why would I beg to be in the inner circle when I am the inner circle?

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704330)
You don't remember anything because you're a smack head

(as evidenced by your recollection of these events)

Why would I beg to be in the inner circle when I am the inner circle?



It was after you came back from your banning and they had restructured the rep bar and you weren't even close being in "inner circle"

It's been several months ago.



Who also gives a shit about how much a poster gives rep?

I will rep who I want when I want and how often I want.

Maybe I will get fortunate and get rep in return.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704315)
I don't even know what thread that was. I just remember the conversation.

I remember it too. Hootie was talking about how the rep system is ****ed up that certain people are at the top but other, more worthwhile posters, are not. He used Gonzo as an example of somebody with high rep who doesn't deserve to be there. Gonzo said, "Whatever, Hootie. There you go. Now the rep system is fixed. The most valuable poster is on top. Hope you're happy."

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704330)
You don't remember anything because you're a smack head

(as evidenced by your recollection of these events)

Why would I beg to be in the inner circle when I am the inner circle?

This really speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704068)
It wasn't really a threesome. Wifey and I enjoyed each other while he watched.



Clay's a Cuckold LMAO

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:38 PM

Another thing I don't appreciate being called a smack head. That was a long time ago and I'm over it. I'm in recovery so if you can't respect a person for that then may karma be a bitch for you.

Thig Lyfe 05-23-2013 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704330)

Why would I beg to be in the inner circle when I am the inner circle?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8270a893d...e0gto1_400.gif

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704347)
I remember it too. Hootie was talking about how the rep system is ****ed up that certain people are at the top but other, more worthwhile posters, are not. He used Gonzo as an example of somebody with high rep who doesn't deserve to be there. Gonzo said, "Whatever, Hootie. There you go. Now the rep system is fixed. The most valuable poster is on top. Hope you're happy."

Pretty much.

I most certainly never begged for ****ing rep and I'm quite ok with a moderator bottoming me out to the point where I can't get back.

I could honestly careless.

I just think it's funny that dipshit posters like kc ****ing tattoo is in the top 10.

How much ****ing rep do you give? I need to know. I'd die to see that archive.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704347)
I remember it too. Hootie was talking about how the rep system is ****ed up that certain people are at the top but other, more worthwhile posters, are not. He used Gonzo as an example of somebody with high rep who doesn't deserve to be there. Gonzo said, "Whatever, Hootie. There you go. Now the rep system is fixed. The most valuable poster is on top. Hope you're happy."



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Hootie 05-23-2013 06:41 PM

And before anyone is like "you obviously care!!!!"

You're not getting the point. I don't care about MY rep...but I'll gladly point out those that aren't rep worthy posters that are near the top of the rep tree.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 05-23-2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704352)
Another thing I don't appreciate being called a smack head. That was a long time ago and I'm over it. I'm in recovery so if you can't respect a person for that then may karma be a bitch for you.

Too bad you can't bury your KC Chiefs tattoo along with the rest of your past. Jesus, what a terrible decision.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9704351)
Clay's a Cuckold LMAO

Correction, he was.

It was just a one time thing, I think. I might do it again, who knows? Live, bitches.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704364)
And before anyone is like "you obviously care!!!!"

You're not getting the point. I don't care about MY rep...but I'll gladly point out those that aren't rep worthy posters that are near the top of the rep tree.



Who the **** are you to tell who deserves it bus boy?

dlphg9 05-23-2013 06:43 PM

Sounds like people here have a case of the butthurt. Its not hooties fault he has a 10 inch wang and id a manager of a prestigious hotel.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704329)
Look how scared shitless this dog is...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iSepU6CbVn8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

To be fair, German Shepherds are notoriously finicky and quirky. They don't respond to affection as lovingly as most other dog breeds do. I also imagine that Hitler had servants take care of Blondie for most hours of the day. The guy was pretty ****ing lazy. Yes, that's just a conjecture on my part; I have no proof that Hitler was distant to Blondie, but if he was, that explains Blondie's somewhat neurotic behavior in that video.

Also, I hate how Siegfried Idyll is used as background music in every single Hitler home movie I've seen. It's one of my favorite pieces, even though Hitler worshipped Wagner and maintained a close relationship with the descendants of his family. Just... pick something different once in awhile damn it.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704364)
And before anyone is like "you obviously care!!!!"

You're not getting the point. I don't care about MY rep...but I'll gladly point out those that aren't rep worthy posters that are near the top of the rep tree.

Throw some more names out to fuel the butthurt laden fire :LOL: We need burst.

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704360)
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He was basically telling you you were wrong but you're too stupid to figure that out sooooo

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704368)
Correction, he was.

It was just a one time thing, I think. I might do it again, who knows? Live, bitches.

Did it really happen or you just BSing? Seems creepy...

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9704386)
Did it really happen or you just BSing? Seems creepy...

You probably love god and shit so of course it does.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704384)
He was basically telling you you were wrong but you're too stupid to figure that out sooooo



Gonzo gave you rep out of spite that is how you got inner circle status. It would have taken you some time to move up the ranks otherwise.

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704371)
Who the **** are you to tell who deserves it bus boy?

Really guy? You're broke, have no car, and you spent 10 years blowing dudes for smack....and you're coming at me?

Wise decision.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704364)
And before anyone is like "you obviously care!!!!"

You're not getting the point. I don't care about MY rep...but I'll gladly point out those that aren't rep worthy posters that are near the top of the rep tree.

Why on Earth would you care to put any effort into that at all?

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 9704374)
Sounds like people here have a case of the butthurt. Its not hooties fault he has a 10 inch wang and id a manager of a prestigious hotel.

I leave the light on for you

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704392)
Gonzo gave you rep out of spite that is how you got inner circle status. It would have taken you some time to move up the ranks otherwise.

I AM the inner circle with or without rep

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704391)
You probably love god and shit so of course it does.

They probably had a hidden cam and you are on one of those amateur sites.

Remember when someone found mecca's "girlfriend" on one of those? LMAO

dlphg9 05-23-2013 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704393)
Really guy? You're broke, have no car, and you spent 10 years blowing dudes for smack....and you're coming at me?

Wise decision.

:LOL:

Donger 05-23-2013 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704378)
To be fair, German Shepherds are notoriously finicky and quirky. They don't respond to affection as lovingly as most other dog breeds do. I also imagine that Hitler had servants take care of Blondie for most hours of the day. The guy was pretty ****ing lazy. Yes, that's just a conjecture on my part; I have no proof that Hitler was distant to Blondie, but if he was, that explains Blondie's somewhat neurotic behavior in that video.

Also, I hate how Siegfried Idyll is used as background music in every single Hitler home movie I've seen. It's one of my favorite pieces, even though Hitler worshipped Wagner and maintained a close relationship with the descendants of his family. Just... pick something different once in awhile damn it.

Actually, he was very fond of her. She slept in his room, which he didn't even share with Eva.

ShortRoundChief 05-23-2013 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704398)
I AM the inner circle with or without rep

Jesus man. Really?

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704393)
Really guy? You're broke, have no car, and you spent 10 years blowing dudes for smack....and you're coming at me?

Wise decision.


I've never done that asshole.

You just inflict harmful words to others to make yourself cool.

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9704410)
Jesus man. Really?

You're so dumb

Do you really think I say that with a straight face?

Frosty 05-23-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704378)
Also, I hate how Siegfried Idyll is used as background music in every single Hitler home movie I've seen. It's one of my favorite pieces, even though Hitler worshipped Wagner and maintained a close relationship with the descendants of his family. Just... pick something different once in awhile damn it.

Like this!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dZlFBSRrSR0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mr. Plow 05-23-2013 06:52 PM

I want to be as angry as KC Tattoo.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9704401)
They probably had a hidden cam and you are on one of those amateur sites.

Remember when someone found mecca's "girlfriend" on one of those? LMAO

Oh man. Would be awesome.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:53 PM

All Hootie is doing is putting people down and getting laughs for it.

Har Har Har.

ShortRoundChief 05-23-2013 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704415)
You're so dumb

Do you really think I say that with a straight face?

Do I think anybody should? No. Do I think you did? Absolutely.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 06:54 PM

Yup. Hootie is CP's very own Dennis Reynolds.

Do you record yourself taking your time making sweet love?

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9704422)
Do I think anybody should? No. Do I think you did? Absolutely.

Well you're dumb

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704418)
Oh man. Would be awesome.

Unknowing CPers may even have jerked to it LMAO

RealSNR 05-23-2013 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704405)
Actually, he was very fond of her. She slept in his room, which he didn't even share with Eva.

Well shit, I guess.

Out of curiosity, how many times have you read Albert Speer's Inside The Third Reich? My dad is currently reading it for the 5th time. Do you have him beat by 193?

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9704429)
Unknowing CPers may even have jerked to it LMAO

Doubt it, was like a 3/10 beej

probably like the lowest rated vid

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704393)
Really guy? You're broke, have no car, and you spent 10 years blowing dudes for smack....and you're coming at me?

Wise decision.

Why not? You have been banned on more than one occasion, failed at running your own message board that was given to you and constantly complain about moderator abuse directed towards you in spite of the fact that they let you come back when they said it was over for good.

You suck completely at this BBSing thing. Yet you are calling everyone else on the board out in regards to what terrible posters they are. Wise decision.

Tattoo at least can admit to what he was and where he is now. You can't even do that. He's a hundred times the poster you are.

Hootie 05-23-2013 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9704437)
Why not? You have been banned on more than one occasion, failed at running your own message board that was given to you and constantly complain about moderator abuse directed towards you in spite of the fact that they let you come back when they said it was over for good.

You suck completely at this BBSing thing. Yet you are calling everyone else on the board out in regards to what terrible posters they are. Wise decision.

Tattoo at least can admit to what he was and where he is now. You can't even do that. He's a hundred times the poster you are.

You're gay. He's gay. I'm cool.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704421)
All Hootie is doing is putting people down and getting laughs for it.

Har Har Har.

Uhh... yeah. This thread's mission statement was pretty obvious from the get-go.

AussieChiefsFan 05-23-2013 07:00 PM

This is awesome LMAO

ShortRoundChief 05-23-2013 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704426)
Well you're dumb

Unfortunately for you, I don't value much the opinion of attention whores whose idea of foreplay is to put a rufie in a 13 year olds drink.

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704441)
Uhh... yeah. This thread's mission statement was pretty obvious from the get-go.

"Top poster" in the thread title is a bit misleading. Just saying.

Donger 05-23-2013 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704431)
Well shit, I guess.

Out of curiosity, how many times have you read Albert Speer's Inside The Third Reich? My dad is currently reading it for the 5th time. Do you have him beat by 193?

Never.

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9704440)
You're gay. He's gay. I'm cool.

Awesome come back. You should patent it.

Donger 05-23-2013 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9704437)
Tattoo at least can admit to what he was and where he is now. You can't even do that. He's a hundred times the man you are.

FYP

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704441)
Uhh... yeah. This thread's mission statement was pretty obvious from the get-go.

There is a warning in the OP for ****'s sake LMAO

Rasputin 05-23-2013 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704441)
Uhh... yeah. This thread's mission statement was pretty obvious from the get-go.



I get that. I like a good roast I figured my time was do. I'm still going to stand up for my self regardless.



I said I think it's funny that it bothers him I'm in the top ten rep. I don't know why that bothers him but I think it's funny. I deserved the rep I got and no one can take that away (unless mod abuse) lol.

ShortRoundChief 05-23-2013 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9704458)
Awesome come back. You should patent it.

I see the t shirts right now.

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704459)
FYP


Even better. Thanks.

Rasputin 05-23-2013 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9704461)
There is a warning in the OP for ****'s sake LMAO



I didn't ask for it. I didn't post in this thread until he put my name on the list.


So I responded.

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9704463)
I see the t shirts right now.

Lol

Hootie 05-23-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9704449)
Unfortunately for you, I don't value much the opinion of attention whores whose idea of foreplay is to put a rufie in a 13 year olds drink.

She was mature for her age


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