Pretty good out of hte sand...

Come on fatty Cabrera...don't let this choker win.

Fair enough

It has definitely been the ugliset finish to the Master's I've ever seen

These fools are all going to have scramble pars.....

No pressure here Cabrera

Nice

CABRERA IS CLUTCH

Cabrera has nuts the size of cantaloupes.

Hellofa par.

Time to go home, Chad.

Cambell done.

CHOKE

Maybe you'll choke at another major next year...or in 4 years. See ya.

Tough finish for Campbell. That hole was his for the taking...

Who wants to bet we hear the "winner comes from the last group" stat?

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Campbell has nuts the size of tomato seeds.

Always chokes in the big events.

Chad Campbell just doesn't seem confident.

Haha, making him go through his agonizing moments...wow.

Yeah, he sure didn't seem real confident sizing up his putt. He was all head down and slack shouldered....

Cabrera can win it.

What was that...

Right club, wrong place....

Hahahaha....he Len Mattiaced it. I remember when Weir won....exactly the same thing.

Finish him Cabrera.

I expect my Casino cash promptly you two.

Never bet on chokers like Perry and Campbell.

Shut your ass until he wins it.

Oh he will.

You may be right after that chip....

I remember when Len did that, too, Kenny...

It's okay, you can still make the Presidents Cup team this year and ignore all the majors again.

That about does it. Hard to believe Cabrera is going to win this after that drive on the first playoff hole. Lucky bounce leads to a major championship...

And that's it

They all got their share of lucky bounces to be -12.

ANGEL CABRERA BITCHES

LAWL..

I say to my TV "Hit a rape hook, you stupid ****" and he does it. Now Perry just ejects bloody dysentery all over himself.

Perhaps, but I doubt many of them were off of trees... :)

Promptly, you two.

That wasn't some kind of ridiculously good break, even if it shoots the direction Tiger's does, he still has a good opening with a wedge at the green.

Bad breaks are when they drop straight down.

What an ugly/fascinating end. It was almost like none of them wanted it.

I'm prepared to give you a dollar the next 1000 days straight.

One of the best breaks in golf history was David Toms holing out a 5 wood at the 2001 PGA. If it didn't hit the pin it was going off the green and leaving him an impossible downhill pitch from deep shit rough. It was a three shot break in a tourney he won by one.

I like it. Make him dance.

Kenny Perry talking about his choke.

Oh well, I still have the satisfaction of being right. Which is priceless.

Perry is very gracious in defeat, but he might as well be giving this interview after being disemboweled. His guts are by his shoelaces.

True, but there's no denying it was a good break. A lot of things can happen when you hit a tree trunk flush, and his result was pretty much the best possible option.

The one thing I like about Cabrera is that he's kind of a jabroni.

Cabrera is a monster compared to Immelman.

LMAO

A ****ing translator at the green jacket ceremony.

Yeah, but if you listen to it, that ball traveled for a good while before it hit and then it shot back a long ways.

YOU ARE IN AMERICA!! SPEAK AMERICAN!!!!

FWIW, every choke in sports history will be measured by Di Vicenzo. He's not just the yardstick, he's the bar of platinum that they use to certify the length of the meter.

I don't see what's so funny. Golf isn't only an American/English game anymore.

It's sort of surreal, however, I would love to watch people try and understand Middle English with a 15th century Scottish drawl. Or just Gaelic in general.

perry had the prevent defense on all day. When the heat got on him, he folded like a cheap suit.

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Well, that was like watching old people ****.

Lefty folded, Tiger folded, Perry folded.

Campbell was given 2nd life, then folded.

Congrats to Cabrera, I guess. Nothing like getting away with rattling around the trees on the 72nd hole because others choke.

What a huge let down.

The word you're looking for is "anti climatic".

More like "****ing ankle-grabbingly anti-climatic."

Well, for 9 holes at least, this was one of the best Masters Sundays in recent memory.

Then the ****ing wheels fell off and we might have well been watching the goddamn John Deere Classic from Shitsville, IL.

I thought it was awesome. Exactly what I was cheering for after Tiger fell out.

That's golf, though. Tiger really didn't have it today, and Phil has never been able to play 18 holes of lights out golf. He's always pretty much been a 6 hole golfer. He'll have 6 holes where he's better than anyone, 6 holes where he plays like a 4 handicap on a tour course, and 6 holes where he's alright. Phil's putting was awful, though.

Generally, you aren't going to get "great finishes" in these events w/o guys like Tiger and Phil winning. All the classic Masters moments have the best guys winning. It's not a coincidence.

Eh, whatever. It turned out to be a bunch of bumbling and reluctance to step up and win the thing. Sudden death gold is always good to watch, especially at Augusta, but is is too much to ask that the players get there on a birdie-birdie run, not fall there by a bogey-bogey?

Or Butt Crack, Il. Er...Butt Creek, Il

Personally, I wasn't expecting a great finish to begin with - even if Tiger or Phil had posted 11 or 12 under, it's a wait to see if it holds up.

But seeing one guy give up 2 shots in the last 2 holes to a guy that was playing his 3rd shot from 180 away on the 72nd hole is about as shitty as it gets for the best tournament of the year.

I love watching players that are known to be chokers choke. It's hilariously awesome. And Cabrera seems like a cool dude.

It's Kenny Perry. Part of major ch. golf are the collapses. That's why it's so captivating.

You wouldn't like the US Open much if you don't like epic collapses.

What a strange game. It's what makes for such great storytelling. To be literally that close and not win would haunt me forever and ever.

By picking Cabrera on the 73rd hole to win?

Exactly. Priceless.

Greg Norman?

Van De Velde, Monty, Thomas Bjorn, Sergio Crycia. The list is long.

And I wonder where Paddy would be if he hadn't pulled a Lazarus and come back from the dead to put down Garcia at Carnoustie?

Speaking of Garcia, he was just on the Golf Channel crying about the course in Augusta. What a ****ing pussy.

JFC. That makes literally no sense. 276 just won that tournament, not 295. If they wanted to, they could **** the players hard with pin positions, but the tournament organizers realize that and give them pins on days like today where if you hit it to the right tier of the green it will trickle down within a few feet, and those greens are incredibly receptive to long approaches.

He will never win a major. What a ****.

What about it was he crying about?

TBH, I'm not sure. They were interviewing players and they asked him what he thought of the course this week.

"I don't really care. They can do whatever they want with it"...

He was just a complete c0cksucker.

Man, Phil kills me. I love the guy and am always pulling for him but he doesn't make it easy being his fan. ROFL

He goes out and plays one of the greatest 9 holes in Masters history, has tons of momentum, and then hits an absolutely terrible shot with a short iron to a pin that he can get to with his slight cut shot. The fact that he wasn't able to make a 4 on that hole really killed the momentum he had built up. Not only that but the eagle putt on 15 was an abomination...if he makes that and only makes a 4 at the 12th than he's in the playoff.

He's going to rue that 9 iron for a long time IMO...along with the terrible bogey at 10 yesterday and the bogey at 11, two more shots he let get away.

Perry just amazed me...dude played 16 holes of great golf and then played 4 holes of completely shit golf. The two iron shots he hit at 18 and 10 during the playoff were terrible, those pins were tailor made for him. His Len Mattiace impersonation at 10 esp. was surprising, what a choke that shot was esp. after Cabrera stepped up and made it look almost too easy right after Perry ducked hooked it to the right of the green.

I love Cabrera, dude has got game and came up BIG TIME in the clutch situations. I'm kinda partial to him, followed him around a practice round at the '05 Masters and got to meet him and shake his hand, he was very nice and courteous...glad to see him win if it wasn't going to be Phil.

And one last thing, is there a more robotic and vanilla player than Chad Campbell? Dude shows ZERO emotion and acted like he was out played a Sunday round at a muni...had me shaking my head. It's the final round of the Masters FFS Mr. Roboto, no wonder you missed that 4 footer.

I like this guy. Big golf fan, Phil fan, and he enjoys the Chiefs, rasslin, and perhaps long walks by the beach.

I didn't see the Saturday round, but you are dead on, however, here's where I differ:

Any time you have a forced carry, never try to step off and hit a cut. Always go one club shorter and just nuke the ****er, unless there is no way you can get away with the shot shape. 12 sets up perfect for a lefty draw. He should just aim 15 feet left of the hole and let the shot shape and his trajectory move it close to the hole and kill it dead.

The putts on 15 and 17 were brutal, though. Nevertheless, of any of the guys in contention, he played by far the best. You can't sustain that kind of play for the first 8 holes over 18.

Phil hits his irons a long way. Obliterating a wedge is the play for him there, as the wind was soft today.

Glad the Duck pulled it out. He looks like a good guy to go drinking with.

I love the fact that the Masters champion hit a s**** in the round in which he won the tournament.