Sounds like you're both a couple of Grade-A streetwalkers.

You couldn't pay either of us enough. It wouldn't be worth all the money in the world to even be in the same room with you.

So.......how was Tijuana....check out the donkey show?

Actually, I think Kirstie looks a lot like Carrie Underwood.

Close....

A whore will F*** anybody.

A Bitch will F*** anybody but YOU.

That should get GoChiefs dander up.

LMAO I like that.

LMAO

Return of Pudgy Underwood.

The whore sells it at an affordable price...

LMAO

In your school days, were you the kid who was always playing "Why don't you and him fight"?

Chiefaroo can't even get a date let alone have children. He just crawled out of the shallow end of the gene pool.

I believe that was just a low spot by the drain.

Or the section where you clean the grass and dirt off your feet before going in.

Funny. Moronic, but amusing.

OOh noes!!!!!!!!!! She insulted his Bobbo Fett action figure collection?

Only a few times, to be honest.

:shake:

That is just an old pic of Luv's feet GC saved on his computer. :D

I don't know where this lie spawned from, that I have a foot fetish. I don't really give a shit about feet.

Yeah. You guys are losers. I don't know why you constantly spread this lie.





It's clear GOATSE is a c**k man.

.

He's either a dick man or a turd burglar.

I'm an equal opportunity pervert.

LMAO

Yeah, you'll peak at anyone's d**k.



There, you feel better now that you've had some attention?

It also allows Simplex3 to call up the information from any online form you've ever filled out. It also gives him access to all photo files stored on any hard drive on your network.

Some of us suspect that he can make himself a sandwich from the stuff in your refrigerator, but we can't prove it.

Will this thread EVER die?

I really miss Kirstie already. I wish she would come back and post. I just know we were meant to be together. Plus I've already given her positive rep for every post. She needs to post more so I can give her some more positive rep.

Please, Kirstie. Come back to me already.

Never EVER beg.

:D

GROVEL!

http://www.ojai.net/swanson/images/shoutdenver.JPG

That's from "Things to Do in Kansas City When You'd Rather Be in a Coma."

I think someone should start another photoshop thread and lure in some more supermodels..

This place needs more supermodels!

I would hardly rate Kirstie as a "supermodel." More like a "whore."

There are supermodels, and those who would like to be supermodels.

There are writers, and there are those who would like to be writers.

Maybe you should put your byline on a clock or something...

ROFL

Shhh.

Here's one for ya...

Shhh. You're robbing their spank bank. This is the most attention they've gotten from a woman since they volunteered to be the guy who gets kicked in the nuts at the women's self-defense seminar.

I found another pic of Trev. Looks like he parties with Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki. No wonder he hooked Kirstie...she's using him to get to an NBA stud.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...heeksnnash.jpg

you should use this opportunity to be nice to a girl. I know you don't get to actually talk to real girls that often, so why be mean and insulting?

Like the house guest that won't leave
If it's got a pussy
Chiefsplanet will hang on

Is that a tumor?

Is Dirk playing with Trev's hair in that pic? NTTAWWT

Can you blame him? Trev is SOOOO dreamy!

FRAT GUYs ROCK!!!!!!!!!


WHOOOOOO!O!O!O!O!O!!!!!
Why isn't his hat turned backwards?


You know what? That guy actually looks a little bit like GOATSE. Just maybe a "gettin' laid" version. Clayton, if you weren't such a punk, you might have actually had a chance. Okay, a .000000001% chance, but still.

I think you may have just ended Kirstie and Trevor's relationship, Tiny.

So you're saying I have a chance? :shrug:

It's at 50 for me.

It's at 19 for me.

:cuss: preferences :cuss:

Give it time. I think this may be the new 10 pm thread.

Way to kill your own thread.

They've?

Anyway, I propose a forum name change: GoChiefs Hearts Kirstie.

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hey've (v)
Contraction of they have.

LMAO

Thanks.

I was wondering to whom Hamas was referring.

No problem. I'll be here all week.

:hail: :hail: :hail:

Me too. I've seen pics of his girlfriend and his bag of doo. They were interchangeable.

Yeah, and to think I was confering with Skip Towne on whether or not this thread entitled tiny to a N00b exempt status.

You can speak to the dead?

TinyEvel is everything I hope to be.

A Bald alcoholic?

I like how some CP avatars pop up in the first couple of pages of results of a Google Image search for "Kirstie Tynes".

Kirstie
 

Hey fellow planeteers. If you want to help Kirstie.

www.missmyspaceusa.com

Go to models and Kirstie is number 12. Click on her and scroll down and it has a button to vote. You can vote 1 time a day.
and vote for her for model of the month. She can win some bucks that she can spend on that cute little daughter of hers. See if it works and let me know.

**** that shit. Kirstie, if she's even real, came here spitting venom and acting like an insufferable harpie, with threats of her lawyer. She's a ****ing c*nt, and a prime example of why most women on the internet should get the hell back in the kitchen. She's not interested in the Chiefs, she's not interested in the NFL in any meaningful way, and she only made nice because of some reeruned Stockholm Syndrome bullshit or something. She has given NO ONE a reason to cut her any slack. Has the whore even apologized for intruding on our community and acting like a Queen Bee Bitch? fuck KIRSTIE TYNES.

Kirstie
 

Are you jealous or what. She was very sociable. Her mother was not so what's the problem?

Real sociable.

http://www.missmyspaceusa.com/piclst.php?galid=12



TYNESED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you?

Okay, I did it. But I'm going to require some services in return. Call my wife, Kirstie. See if she'll be willing to be a proxie.

That position's been filled. Many times over.

Kinda odd that someone who has supposedly "given up modeling" would be involved with something like that. I may be getting on Goatse's bandwagon here...

Sorry, Kirstie is hot and all but this is who I had to vote for.

http://www.missmyspaceusa.com/piclst.php?galid=150#

Damn, gotta love the dirty skank look!

http://www.missmyspaceusa.com/galler...7523e87939.jpg

That site should be renamed "Miss MySpace Whore 2007"

Heh, it seemed to work for that Tia Tequila chick.

(What a train wreck that show is..)

Yeah, you chose the worst picture of her. This chick is very sexy and actually has mammary mounds.

http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/0...40801749_m.jpg http://a340.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...fd36845713.jpg http://a865.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...2584ef5970.jpg

Wow,

By that explanation, this orphan sounds almost as pathetic as the portly Jehovah bobba fet fan who we found shivering and hungry on the porch, entertained souly by the prospect of groups of non-caucasian men pillaging his sister's glory hole. Inexperienced in life and falling behind slayer and III in female copulation count by the day, this orphan too has been accepted after baptism by fire.