I have an ex..

I know I've been looking at that shit... weird ass

That isn't you is it?

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Soooo, is upper body violence some sort of gay status, or code name?


NTTAWWT

Hey joey, I was just jokin man. I noticed that everybody can dish it out pretty thick around here... just wanted to fit in.

Just a term used to describe d-linemen with good ability to shed a block.

but your too phat to fit in.

ROFL

Yeah. Working on that.

Last two years:

Found out I had an 8 (at the time) year old daughter.
Got married.
Now have 21, 20, and 17 year old step-daughters, as well as 13 year old live in step-son.
Noticed grey hair on chest and sides of head.
Took job as teacher's aid until I can afford to pay some debts and get my horrible decision of a degree in LA.
Found grey hair on my toes.

MY ****ING TOES.

I'm 30, for anyone new here.

My supervisor thought I did such a good job he/she assigned me to a "special case."

Yeah. Imagine a 12 year old Eddie Gein.

Grey hair count now up to ****ing Reed Richards levels. ( Visual aid.)

In under 2 months. Swear on the virgin mary.

No hair loss, just a complete change in color around and above the ears to the most absolute grey on a LaCie that's color synched.

No gain in intelligence yet.

Really pulling for that 1,000% elasticity of.....um....special parts.

No luck yet.

not "phat" with a "PH"... FAT with an F!!! as in FATASS

Good.

This one's a keeper...

yeah, everyone knows you don't throw the fat ones back in.

WTF is going on here?

On your toes? Damn!!!

Yeah.

THat's the $#it that really bothers me.

That's what lets me know it's sunk in....

ahhh, now I understand your handle, I thought I was driven to drink in excess, this explains it all.

keep your chin up, mate. Or else you could spill your drink on the front of your shirt.

I don't have the back for it...

Spilled one down my crotch once.

That was a fun trip back to the Planeteer party spot in Arrowhead...

Wow. People.

Hello luv

So... according to Mel Kiper Jr. I'm supposed to go 2nd in the nfl draft!

Yeah, forgot to pick up the sleeping pills.

You guys suffer for it.

Deal.

Howdy.

Still not sleeping?

Raush, read my notables thread, I wrote two short stories today, if they don't put you to sleep, let me know so I can call a publisher.

you seem funny smelling.

You have NO idea.

Yep. You're a n00b alright.

STFU n00b


it seems as though vanilla ice doesn't like half naked women on his bed.

whats a ''n00b'' (sp?)?

ROFL

You.

and me???

someone's having that special time of the month

be back in 15. smoke break.

You must not have a girlfriend, to bring that up...

Actually, no.

in keeping up with tonight's google tradition, let me introduce you to the highlight that just joined us recently,

Drum roll please


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LUV! ----------------------------------check out the names sections, huba huba.


Luv may refer to:

• Luv (television series), a BBC sitcom.
• Luv, a Broadway play
• A misspelling of love, sometimes used to show an affection that is less intense than the word love shows
• The windward or "upstream" side of a dune; compare alluvial
• The Dutch pop group Luv'
• Lava (Ramayana), in Hindu mythology
• The Chevrolet LUV, a "light utility vehicle"
• Southwest Airlines, by the New York Stock Exchange symbol LUV
• Linux Users of Victoria (http://www.luv.asn.au)
• The L*u*v* color space, a perceptually uniform color space used in computer graphics

Luv name:

• Marie Luv - Porn star
• Jennifer Luv - Porn Star
• Leah Luv - Porn Star
• Bunny Luv - Porn Star

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luv"

Thats my name,Vos(Latin)=You(English)

Sure.

I guarantee you, I'm no porn star.

ALRIGHT!!!...wait... is that a good thing or a bad thing???

here comes luv to babysit and postwhore

Depends. Everyone starts out a n00b. Then, one day, you're just not.

all at the same time!

you n00b

I say very little without quoting someone. It's called a conversation. If you want postwhoring, see crazycoffey. :)

no joke.

you're a good conversater. umm.... what?

So how was work luv?

Got the munchies?

Long. I was tired. Had a late night/early morning.

working on it. ask me again at 2:13

OOOh!

Special K has these vanilla flavored snack bites (only 90 calories per bag). YUMMY!

I called in sick. I feel like shit and my muscles won't move. I've been asleep all day and gotta go to work in 4 hours.

my life is so awesome!

yuk

I have no food and I'm sooo hungry. please no

Reeses Penutbutter cups are good


Ever been to White Castle?

it went down just like the movie.

Hey. Don't knock 'em till ya try em'. They are good! So are their cereal bars. I'm also growing accustom to Smart Ones meals.

Sounds healthy...I'm way too fat to be concerned with health matters

It is too expensive to eat healthy anymore.

Just submitted this photo to a modeling agency

Do I have a chance at a modeling career? Opinions please....

http://www.bugeater.net/galleries/Ma...2005%20069.jpg

It's such a lovely little red x.

LMAO

AH figgs tit.

Would look better without the beard (the gray adds age) and a better t-shirt.

Quit taking pics at your kid's frat parties sucking down unknown booze and we won't admit we saw you hogging he liquor...

Bring a drink, hell he has two already.

Its that time of night again. This place is slow. So I'll ask this, What planeteer do you hate the most?

Easily Redrum_69, easily

How come?

So many to choose from.

Cause he is an a-hole

Just because he did the nasty with your mom doesn't make him an asshole.

Are you trying to start trouble?

If he's not telling jokes about your mom, he's being sarcastic. He's actually pretty cool, IMO.

duh

OK, it's you now.

You got a problem with me?

Well its on like donkey kong now.