All I gotta say here is this...

He has his beliefs and that's good with me. I don't care as long as he isn't doing some crazy, Johannesburg shit.

He cannot possibly do any worse than the current asshat.

After finding out he stared down a wild attacking bear and had prostate cancer surgery without having prostate cancer (cured by the supplements he was being paid to endorse), it is getting difficult to know which of these are real and which are jokes.

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I just posted that in the other Carson thread. Can't have it in too many places, as far as I'm concerned.

Chiseled into the wall in his home. Might want to fire that guy...

Poverbs

Other than that little misspelling, it looks really professional, though.

Huskers

old scotch-irish poverb: never walk behind the camel.

Carson believes that the Mets won the World Series, and he's sticking to that belief.

Christie believes that.

We don't know how to translate Ancient Greek, so there's no way to dispute it.

Hahahhahaa that's funny

These are about the only things that make elections tolerable, That is funny