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Graystoke 08-07-2014 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799686)
My problem is that I have a recessed chin and upturned nose and no obvious muscle. and im going for the hottest girls in the bar
My Problem....My Problem...My Problem.

Dude what are you going to do? Get surgery?
Your attitude sucks. Nobody is perfect. Find happiness in yourself and everything else will get in line.

xztop123 08-07-2014 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10799696)
What surprised me about downtown KC was the sheer number of dudes in colored skinny leg jeans with horn rimmed glasses drinking PBR. It shocks me that a hipster gets any tail that doesn't belong to the back of a dude.
Where did you go? I usually go to country bars or washed up frat places. they seem to have the best girls

xztop123 08-07-2014 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10799700)
My Problem....My Problem...My Problem.

Dude what are you going to do? Get surgery?
Your attitude sucks. Nobody is perfect. Find happiness in yourself and everything else will get in line.
I can get a chin implant for 2k. I hear they are painful though and I cannot ****ing sleep on my back for the life of me. ive tried many many times

Titty Meat 08-07-2014 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10799696)
What surprised me about downtown KC was the sheer number of dudes in colored skinny leg jeans with horn rimmed glasses drinking PBR. It shocks me that a hipster gets any tail that doesn't belong to the back of a dude.


Your chin is what it is, and shaven it just makes you look like a cleaner version of yourself.

I'll bet when you approach a girl you basically say "You'll probably never sleep with a guy like me but my name is Skylar"

Skylar LMAO

Graystoke 08-07-2014 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10799696)
What surprised me about downtown KC was the sheer number of dudes in colored skinny leg jeans with horn rimmed glasses drinking PBR. It shocks me that a hipster gets any tail that doesn't belong to the back of a dude.


Your chin is what it is, and shaven it just makes you look like a cleaner version of yourself.

I'll bet when you approach a girl you basically say "You'll probably never sleep with a guy like me but my name is Skylar"
I love how old throwback Beer is all the rage. My kids are leaving me leftovers at the cabin of PBR, Old Millwaukee and Old Style

ToxSocks 08-07-2014 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799686)
My problem is that I have a recessed chin and upturned nose and no obvious muscle. and im going for the hottest girls in the bar
If you're going to grow a beard, then make it a man beard or don't grow one at all. Your messy hair and patchy teenager beard make you look like you smell like arm pits, hence the reason the shaved look may be better for you.

From my experience, women who like facial hair like either:

A. The 5 o'clock Shadow

B. Trimmed, defined goatee

C. A full thick, maintained beard.

I doubt very many go for the, "whispy face pube" look.

Iowanian 08-07-2014 10:54 AM
When I was younger, having jeans that were too tight and 4" too short with a button up pastel shirt and thick glasses, riding a bike that was 10 years older got you called "poor".

My dad was ahead of the trend, he always drank PBR or Olympia.

Graystoke 08-07-2014 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799703)
I can get a chin implant for 2k. I hear they are painful though and I cannot ****ing sleep on my back for the life of me. ive tried many many times
Ya and I could get hair plugs to fix my baldness, dye my pubes so they are not gray, get chest implants, etc etc etc..
And you know what?
Wouldn't make a difference
I would still be banging the same super hot chick I am banging.

Why....Cause I have confidence and I am happy with myself.
Take that 2K and buy a Motorcycle. Pop a ****ing wheelie and do a burnout.

KC native 08-07-2014 10:55 AM
xztop reminds me of the loser kid that killed the sorority girls in LA.

xztop123 08-07-2014 10:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10799700)
My Problem....My Problem...My Problem.

Dude what are you going to do? Get surgery?
Your attitude sucks. Nobody is perfect. Find happiness in yourself and everything else will get in line.
I dont personally care about how I look. I woul dbe perfectly happy with my chin if i were getting results

i didnt go out with a pre conceived notion that my chin was going to hold me back

i wasnt getting results and i began looking for common features of guys who do and guys who dont get laid. thats when i discovered i have a recessed chin

xztop123 08-07-2014 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10799714)
xztop reminds me of the loser kid that killed the sorority girls in LA.
That guy never talked to girls. I talk to more than every guy in this thread combined.

Iowanian 08-07-2014 10:58 AM
So does the guy running the tilta-whirl at state fairs.

He probably is wearing a wife beater and looks like he covered his chin in grease and stuck it into a bowl of shaved pubes too.



Lose the negative attitude, I'll wager it's screwing up your potential in several key life areas.

xztop123 08-07-2014 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10799712)
Ya and I could get hair plugs to fix my baldness, dye my pubes so they are not gray, get chest implants, etc etc etc..
And you know what?
Wouldn't make a difference
I would still be banging the same super hot chick I am banging.

Why....Cause I have confidence and I am happy with myself.
Take that 2K and buy a Motorcycle. Pop a ****ing wheelie and do a burnout.
You're not a slayer who's sleeping with a new hot girl every week or so.

I've met guys who do this. They all have certain phyiscal feautres they share

KC native 08-07-2014 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799720)
That guy never talked to girls. I talk to more than every guy in this thread combined.
You have his victim complex.

"waaaaaaahhhhh I have a recessed chin so I don't get laid waaaaaaaaahhhh"

Your looks aren't the problem. Your attitude is.

Katipan 08-07-2014 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10799712)
Ya and I could get hair plugs to fix my baldness, dye my pubes so they are not gray, get chest implants, etc etc etc..
And you know what?
Wouldn't make a difference
I would still be banging the same super hot chick I am banging.

Why....Cause I have confidence and I am happy with myself.
Take that 2K and buy a Motorcycle. Pop a ****ing wheelie and do a burnout.
Now I want a ride.


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