sorry I called you drunken tooge! :( my error.

I got in a fight once. Didn't much care for it.

For some reason I've seen more arrogant jackass parents attend baseball games than any other sport. Not sure why it brings the asshole out in everyone.

This is sad

They just have to make it all about them instead of it being about the kids

I felt you on 'giving him the business' though and even went looking for a .gif of that NFL ref that made the 'giving him the business' call during a game, but they all kind of sucked.

Random story here regarding a HS baseball game I was attending: Maybe a couple years ago, it was late April, but a tad chilly. I had just walked up to towards the bleachers during the game and I realized I should've brought my jacket with me as the wind picked up. Oh well, it wasn't all that bad.

So about 5 minutes into sitting there I overhear these maybe 20 year olds just shit talking about how I was trying to "show off", and "Ohhh he's so scary". Then maybe 5 minutes after that some cowboy hat wearing douche has to come and stand directly in front of me while I'm watching the kids play and he's just yelling after every pitch and then pacing like a jackass.

Baseball seriously brings out this dick measuring arrogance amongst people that I just don't understand. To be fair it's kinda a softy pussy sport (And I like baseball). That's my stupid story. Also I enjoy hearing random people who talk shit about me due to their own insecurities.

#HumbleBrag

In my experience baseball (and softball) allows parents who may or may not be qualified to have more of an affect on a game than other kid's sports. I got roped into being the umpire once for one of my son's games and I hate baseball. I never watch it. I had never read any of the rules at that point but I was familiar with the basic concepts of the game and no one else was willing to be the ump.

Lol that must've been awkward trying to call a game in which you don't even like.

Looking back at that now it was kind of funny. The first pitch was a strike and I just internally thought, "That was a strike" when it happened like I was watching on TV. Then I realized that everyone was staring at me so I thought, "Oh shit!" and yelled, "Strike one!"

The worst part was my son was bad at it. I had to call three strikes on him and see his sad little boy face up close when he walked back to the bench.

Tooge is always wanting to throw hands. Reminds me of Lewdog except tooge can actually fight

Sounds like he defends himself just fine.

Both in the OP and in hypothetical scenario.

Almost everybody has played it at some level which makes almost everyone think they know a lot about it.