my pants are really really really low.
does that help?

are you picturing it in your head?
are you touching yourself?




well knock it the **** off you creepy weirdo.

Stop it before you turn me on.

yup


just knocked one off...faceless stickfigures realy get me hot and hard

because they remind you of men?

I have that effect on women. And gay guys, unfortunately

Is that shirt on sideways or something?

Hell, I'm just pleased that my cup size prediction methodology has yet again been proven accurate.

Don't sweat them Mer.....they're the same guys whose ladies are so fat, they look like the michelin man naked, and sound like a combination of a half full waterbet being jumped on by a couple of midgets and driving over the rumblestrips on the side of the hwy when they hump her.

My wife is fat. That's true.

I have no idea what this post means but I'm pretty sure it's hilarious.

i hadnt been attracted to men....til i saw that last pic of you


do you have that effect on very many guys?

WHAT!??!!?

I had an itch.

In those wives defense, it's hard to maintain a girlish figure when you can't straddle your man's gut to ride him. And even if your legs stretched that far the coarse hair covering their hides would scrape her skin right off.

Better that she comforts herself with food and he with beer. That way they don't procreate.

You would be my first.

Congratulations!!!

I'm always willing to pop a cherry.

Now get out there and lick a nutsac!

Hahha! Too late!

And one day my progeny will rule the galaxy.