She's a nerdy, fun girl.

She'll love it, trust me.

No she wouldn't, trust me.

She has a bad hip and can't do many physical activities without being in pain.

Okay I guess we are just going to get a shit load of champagne and chill, but I'm wondering if there are any places where its legal to go outside and drink around here.

You could just ask her what she wants to do.

Do it in a dramatic sort of way.

"If you could do anything in the world right now...."

Her answer would be "Get high and play video games."

Ask her if she wants to buy me a plane ticket and have a threesome.

No thanks brah!

Get her drunk.

THEN go to laser tag.

Then tag that ass.

She already told me that she's going to body slam me.

that sounds painful...

Gochiefs giving advice on the ladies, and to make matters worse, someone listening. I would think that someone should have a little bit better sense than that, but hey what do I know?

FYI, a bitch I had a date with wanted to go laser tagging. It was my suggestion, she got unusually excited. But then she stood me up so what do I know?

Who said I was listening to his advice?

Just a hunch.

Next time try reading the ****ing thread.