Ouch. I thought you was broke home slice?

When I got home, I walked in the door and my Mom was in the kitchen making Cheeseburgers.

I was like

http://i.imgur.com/o37i3.jpg

Oh your mom rocks.

That's why I paid with a credit card.

So I put Sriracha on top of the cheeseburgers and ate them, and that brings us to now.

Yes she does.

I need one of those.

**** Dad, stay out of my business.

I'm not shitting you, there are like 3 girls playing outside my window singing Friday by Rebecca Black.

those whores

I just ate 3 cheeseburgers.

Damn. I'm trying to get some taco bell sent this way.

Joey, I wish you lived in SD, I bet we would hang out a lot.

I wish I lived in SD too. Seems funner.