**** I cant think of any more stories to tell.....just gonna regular post whore until I pass Bug.

I've got to poop.

I got a text message from an unknown number this morning that said, "Shabron is saying dirty things about you :-/"

It woke me up and pissed me off. I didn't recognize the number and I don't know a single person named Shabron.

So I told this girl today to leave me alone. Just get the **** away. She was up in my face licking her lips trying to put her hand on my leg. I felt bad telling her to get lost, because we're kinda friends and we go way back, but I can't have this going on right now. Too much other shit to worry about.

So I texted back, "who is this?"

Ps I'm pooping now
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She texted back, "what? This is jaime"
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You know a jaime?

Done pooping.

I texted her back, "I think you've got the wrong number dear."

I haven't heard from her since.

I know one or two, but none of them have my number.

Dang that sucks!

Cool story bro.

I wish I had other shit to talk about. My life has been sort of 1-dimensional lately.

****ing GoChiefs out of nowhere.

With this post, I tie Bugeater.