Buck, son, would you like to borrow some cash?

haha I don't have any.

Well I could just go over there and hang out, which I don't really have a problem with, but I'm not trying to hang out with her every single day.

Yes plz
bastard

What a dick.

Right, I understand that one. I hate clingyness. Can't you just be up front? Hey, can I come grab my bag real quick? No? Does she want to hang out?

I don't want to get burnt out quick. It's like when you hang out with a friend every day for a week and then you don't hang out with them for a month because you get bored of them.

If I go over there, she is likely to want me to stay all night.

I was talking about your dad being a dick. Just teasing you like that man, that dude is a jerk.

It could be a hot night.

There's this girl I know who is starting to become basic stalkerish because she wants me so bad.

Yeah, but I want to hang out with her tomorrow night especially, so if I hang out with her tonight then I won't want to hang out tomorrow. Not as much anyways.

Bang her and then at the end cum in her face even though she says no.

That way you get to

A) Bang her
B) she'll never want to see you again

I'm married.

Oh man I'm gonna post whore today until I pass Bugeater. He's going to be so pissed.