HO BOY

ok im going to sleep now

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good story buck. My night went a bit differently. took a nap after a trip to the dentist for a crown. woke up with a rash all over my chest and back. Took three benedryls with a glass of wine and small helping of lasagna, told you all I was going to have sex, passed out before oprah was over....

Benadryl will do that.
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So today I found six one dollar bills at the end of my street folded up wet on the curb while I was leaving for my jog. What's crazy is, I woke up, and really wasn't going to run today. I was too ****ing tired. But something told me I should, and woohoo! No houses are right there so I wouldn't know who to ask for if it's theirs, so I just kept it and was able to get a cup of coffee and a gallon of gas on my way to work. Finally building karma, I guess, and it feels good. The one day I would be broke this week and I find a little good. Awesome.

That's incredible, Buck Dad! Same thing happened to me this morning!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

How do I go about getting my weed from my girls house without seeming like I don't care about her and also without having to stay over there forever?

There's many options you need to consider.

Option One : Send somebody else.

Maybe a mutual friend? "Hey, Matt's busy today and he wanted me to drop by and grab his bag."

Maybe hire a burglar to rob her of your weed so you can get it back?

Naw I don't think there is any way to successfully pull this off. I'll just have to wait until I am over there next and remember to grab it when I leave.

Option Two : Take Her Somewhere Real Quick

Go get your bag, swing her out for lunch, then drop her back off at her place and leave.

Does not work if you have no cash.

Option Three : Chloroform

She'll never know you were there.

DING DING DING

So what you're saying is, you're too broke to pay this girl a visit.