We was in the chatroom having a sex talk with his pops.

So after we were done (some hour and a half later, thank you very much), I laid down next to her and she just starts cracking up.

I am still pretty high at this point and a little drunk and I thought she was laughing at me for some reason. It turns out that her cat had been on the bed and was watching us do it the whole time and he was giving me dirty looks.

So I was like, "alright, you just took a shower and then I dirtied you. Sucks for you nerd."

I then put on my underpants and went downstairs to use the bathroom and then go watch TV. I also posted "I just had sex again." in this thread. I think that was around 1:00 am, can't remember.

I'm so happy you update us. Tell her I said hi!

You'd think this is where the story ends, but it's just beginning, my friends (and Dad).

I put on some cartoons (still high, duh) while she goes and makes herself a cup o noodles.

She sits on the couch next to me and starts packing a bowl.

She packs the bowl to the brim and hands it to me and I hit it, I pass it back to her and she's like, "That's all for you."

I was all like, "are you ****ing serious? I'm already high as ****."

I smoked the bowl anyway.

Which cartoons?

We watched some South Park and American Dad!

Damn ****ing straight. Some of that American Dad can really bond a young couple.

So around 2 am I told her that we need to go get burritos. She looked at me and was like, I just made a cup of noodles, wtf?

Luckily she is slow as hell when she eats so she had barely ate any of her noodles. I drove us to a taco shop to get some food.

Fourth meal.

She got a bean, rice, and cheese burrito covered in enchilada sauce. I got two Chile Rellenos.